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  • One of the best things about hosting the show is that I get to bring joy and

  • laughter to the world.

  • But the second best thing is that it makes me very, very rich. But I wanted to

  • take advantage of the celebrity lifestyle with one of my famous friends.

  • So I called up Britney Spears and I took her to the Westfield Fashion Square Mall.

  • I told her we could do whatever we wanted because we were famous, and

  • here's what happened.

  • Totally agree that you're right about the falling oil prices, I mean, right?

  • >> The whole global economy, and you're absolutely right with that.

  • Here's the thing that I believe.

  • That you are a huge celebrity.

  • And I think, just run the stop sign, who cares.

  • Just run it.

  • >> Okay.

  • You need to take advantage of your celebrity.

  • You park right there.

  • Just stop.

  • Yep, all right?

  • [MUSIC]

  • Excuse me, excuse me.

  • We're celebrities.

  • We have to go through, we're celebrities.

  • We're very big celebrities, thank you.

  • >> See, that's what we do.

  • >> Yeah. >> Hi, we're celebrities, all right.

  • Just, just let's go.

  • [MUSIC]

  • There's a Channel counter.

  • >> It's Channel, Channel. >> Chanel.

  • >> I thought it's Channel.

  • >> It's Chanel.

  • >> I want Chanel 4.

  • I'm on Chanel 4 at 3:00.

  • [MUSIC]

  • >> Wanna punch that thing right there?

  • >> Yes, you wanna punch it?

  • >> Kick it.

  • My God, kick it.

  • Kick it.

  • You kick it.

  • You better work, bitch.

  • >> Punch it, Ellen, punch it.

  • >> We're better on an angle, we're celebrities.

  • Angry celebrities.

  • You know what we should do?

  • Anything we want.

  • Come on, let's go.

  • >> Are you serious?

  • >> Yeah, let's go.

  • >> My God, I'm scared, Ellen.

  • >> Let's go, come on.

  • >> Ellen, really?

  • >> My God, [BLEEP] I'm scared.

  • Okay.

  • >> All right.

  • [MUSIC]

  • >> I've never owned a suit before.

  • >> Yeah, you would look good in a suit.

  • Do you think that's too big for her?

  • >> I think it's perfect.

  • >> Good, that's what you're supposed to say.

  • What is your name, sir?

  • >> Anthony.

  • >> So this would be 100% discount because she's a celebrity.

  • >> That'll work.

  • >> Okay, great, good.

  • [MUSIC]

  • Somebody stole something, I can hear it.

  • >> Yeah.

  • >> So weird.

  • [MUSIC]

  • Hello, how are you?

  • This is Brittney.

  • >> I'm Britney >> Nice to meet you.

  • >> My god. >> We're big celebrities, how old are you?

  • >> I'm 14.

  • >> 14, what do you wanna do when you get older?

  • >> I wanna become a doctor.

  • >> No, no, you know what you should be?

  • >> Who, what?

  • >> A celebrity.

  • >> That's gonna be fun.

  • >> Yeah, it's much better than a doctor, you know how much doctors make?

  • Eh, I don't know.

  • But you know how much celebrities make?

  • A lot.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> So,

  • you'd have to go to college to be a doctor, right?

  • >> Yeah. >> Nope, nope.

  • >> Waste of time.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Celebrities.

  • Neither of us went to college and look at us.

  • >> Maybe you could do both.

  • >> Don't tell him to do both.

  • >> Everybody, gather around, we're People's Choice Award winners.

  • And we'd like to start people early to understand what is important in life and

  • that is, money and celebrity, kids, okay?

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Hi little girl.

  • Hi, I'm Dory.

  • Let me sign your shirt.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> My name is Ellen, but

  • I'm Dory in the movie.

  • Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.

  • So parents, I can't stress to you enough.

  • I mean, I know it's important.

  • It's a big job.

  • It's a big responsibility to be a parent.

  • The most important thing, start auditioning them early.

  • Start putting them on diets.

  • Get them to get their skin, facials, get massages, you know?

  • If you wanna be taken care of by your children.

  • Start auditioning them now.

  • You're welcome.

  • >> Thank you guys, we're out.

  • >> You're welcome.

  • [MUSIC]

  • How do you walk through a mall like that?

  • How do you walk?

  • >> Just like, use your hips because hips don't lie.

  • >> All right.

  • >> Just use your hips like that and you can out also it helps.

  • So, put your hands on your hips.

  • >> I feel like I'm marching, and you're strutting.

  • >> My God, it's a baby one.

  • >> Aw, take it.

  • >> Okay.

  • >> You can have it.

  • >> She's a celebrity, it's okay.

  • >> I'm stealing.

  • >> You're not stealing, do you understand?

  • >> Britney Spears is a big celebrity and she'd like some ice cream.

  • >> What kind?

  • Do you want to sample anything?

  • >> I Dough, I Dough

  • >> When we say sample, she's a big celebrity so, no.

  • No, no, no, she's a big celebrity, a giant, giant amount.

  • She wants to taste it, she's not sure until she gets a lot.

  • [MUSIC]

  • More than that, please.

  • Britney Spears is very, very famous, very wealthy,

  • she has more money than Ben or Jerry, put together.

  • >> [LAUGH].

  • >> Don't you?

  • >> I don't know.

  • >> I think you do.

  • >> Do you want any toppings?

  • >> I'd like some toppings, you can give that to her and a spoon,

  • and I'd just want some toppings.

  • >> What kind of toppings would you like?

  • >> Like sprinkles maybe?

  • >> You don't want them in a cup?

  • >> I don't like cups

  • [MUSIC]

  • More.

  • >> You don't want ice cream?

  • [MUSIC]

  • >> More, and then whatever's in the register.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> Are you gonna eat?

  • >> I really wasn't thinking this through.

  • >> Nah.

  • >> We're gonna sit down and eat.

  • >> Great.

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> These sprinkles are not good on their own.

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> Do you feel like we're on display?

  • >> [LAUGH] >> A little bit.

  • >> I feel like people are looking at us.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> We're like zoo animals in here.

  • >> [LAUGH] >> [SOUND]

  • >> [LAUGH]

  • >> You scared me.

  • >> [SOUND] >> [LAUGH]

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • [MUSIC]

  • >> Can you do me a favor?

  • >> Sure.

  • >> What's your name?

  • >> Annetta.

  • >> Annetta, would you like the dimes- >> Don't tell her that.

  • >> Why?

  • Why? >> Walk around the thing.

  • >> She's the one who said I want some money.

  • And I said, well then we'll go to the fountain.

  • >> I didn't want any money.

  • >> Yeah, you said it.

  • >> So, obviously we don't want the pennies, but

  • we want any of the silver ones, like nickels, dimes.

  • Will you grab some?

  • Whatever you can grab?

  • Thanks.

  • >> You want to get a nickel?

  • >> Yeah, cuz we're gonna give it to charity.

  • >> Sure, all right.

  • There, put that in your purse that you stole.

  • It's exhausting being a celebrity.

  • >> It is.

  • >> Yeah, I gotta take a nap.

  • >> [LAUGH] [MUSIC]

  • >> Ahh.

  • >> You little [BLEEP].

  • >> [LAUGH] >> That was so mean.

  • >> All right, go to sleep.

  • [MUSIC]

  • >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> It says dream.

  • Ellen.

  • >> What?

  • [MUSIC]

  • >> It says dream.

  • >> I was dreaming until you woke me up.

  • >> Sorry.

  • >> I was sound asleep.

  • >> Okay, I'm gonna go to sleep, too.

  • [MUSIC]

  • >> [APPLAUSE] >> Thank you Britney.

  • The name of Britney's new CD is called, Glory, and

  • you're all gonna go home with a copy.

  • We'll be right back.

One of the best things about hosting the show is that I get to bring joy and

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艾倫和布蘭妮-斯皮爾斯的商場惡作劇 (Ellen and Britney Spears' Mall Mischief)

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