I am a lion.

我是一隻獅子

I am exhausted.

我要累死了

Seriously, why do I do this to myself?

認真的，我到底為什麼要這樣折磨我自己？

(Thoughts you have while working out)

(運動時會有的念頭)

Is this even doing anything?

這真的會有任何效果嗎？

I'd better look like Michelle Obama when I'm done with this.

當我做完這個之後，我最好看起來像 Michelle Obama (美國第一夫人)

Don't die.

不要死

Don't die.

不要死

Don't die.

不要死

Woah, this isn't so bad.

呼，這其實也沒有這麼糟啦！

I lied. It's bad.

我說謊，這糟透了

I don't wanna.

我真的不想做了

Ugh, I don't wanna, I don't wanna, I don't wanna.

噢，我不想做了，我不想做了，我不想做了！

Do it for Beyonce.

為了碧昂絲再做一下

You are a queen.

你是女王！

You are a queen.

你就是女王！

You are a queen.

你就是女王！

You are a queen.

你就是女王！

Who am I kidding; this is terrible.

我到底在騙誰，這好糟糕

Girl, if you do this, you'll get pizza tomorrow.

女孩，如果你現在做這個，你明天就可以吃披薩了！

What even are crunches?

仰臥起坐到底算什麼？

Oh my God, if I ever meet the guy who invented the crunch, I'm gonna punch him in the face.

噢我的天啊，如果讓我遇到那個發明仰臥起坐的人，我要往他臉上揍一拳

Do I really need to be in shape?

我真的需要有好身材嗎？

What is shape?

到底什麼算好身材？

Technically I am a shape.

技術上來說我的身材就是一種身材啊

I'm hungry.

我好餓

I wish I were dead.

噢讓我死吧

Ugh, I just wanna sleep.

呃，我只想要睡覺

Better idea.

更好的點子！

It's important to treat yourself.

好好款待自己是必須的

I'm treating myself to some chips.

我要來些洋芋片犒賞自己！

Whatever, I'll just work out later.

隨便啦，我等等再運動就好了

Are you serious?

你認真的嗎？

You change...

你變得...

Ashley, Ashley

Ashley, Ashley

You know what!

你知道嗎！

- Ain't you.

不是你

Ashley!

Ashley!