[honk honk]

Clark, don't provoke them.

Hey, kids, look, a deer!

[tires screeching]

Ha ha ha!

Clark. Slow down!

You want to ride behind somebody

Who does something like that?

I'm gonna pull around them

And leave them safely behind us.

Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.

Russ: Dad, I think what you mean is burn rubber

And eat my dust.

Whatever, russ. Whatever.

Eat my road, red liver lips!

Ok, that's enough of that.

[honk]

Clark: Speaking of christmas trees, kids,

Can one of you tell me what the first kind of tree

Displayed at the white house was?

Dad, they're back.

Clark, stop it.

I don't want to spend the holidays dead.

Honey, please.

I'll do the driving, ok?

Will you just take it easy, ellen?

I'm in complete control.

Get around this egg timer.

Uh, dad, dad.

We're all right.

Thank god we're all right.

Clark, we're stuck under a truck.

Do you honestly think I don't know that?

Audrey: Come on, you guys, don't fight.

For christ's sake! I didn't do this on purpose.

Our father, who art in heaven,

Hallowed be thy name.