Before we settle in, feast your eyes on these.

I'll be honest with you, Bean.

- I like this. - It's beautiful, sir.

Mm.

- Over here. - OK.

Yeah, it's a lovely green there.

Good, down to business.

I've asked Bernice to run through the order of events.

Dr Bean, would you join us?

Uh, no, no, I'll just, uh...

< Oh, very well.

Bernice.

Anything pertaining to media requirements

has an asterisk.

i. e., glossy stills required by some favoured weeklies,

that sort of thing.

The big day unfolds as follows:

our benefactor General Newton arrives at 10am,

then at 10.30 will be the unveiling

in front of all media.

I assume all this merchandising will be available?

Absolutely. From fridge magnets to frisbees, we'll be ready.

It will probably be about 11am

when the stage is set for Dr Bean.

Yes, right, we really...

We should bring in the Doctor here.

Uh, Dr Bean?

Doctor, we've inspected the schedule, and...

if you would just look at yours over there.

The General arrives at 10am

and unveils the picture at 10.30.

About eleven o'clock should be your speech.