Check this baby out! Dug me a hole!

看看我挖了個洞!

Excellent hole, Joe.

幹得不錯嘛，喬伊

Oh, no! My hole!

喔不，我的洞!

My foot!

我的腳!

What is it?

怎麼了?

Jellyfish sting! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!

我被水母咬了! 痛死了!

Can we help you out to take you back to the house?

我們扶妳回去吧

It's like two miles.

有2英里啊

Yeah, and I'm a little tired from digging the hole.

就是嘛，我挖洞挖得好累

Damn the jellyfish!

可惡的水母!

Damn all the jellyfish!

你們這群該死的水母!

We've got to do something.

我們得想個辦法，做些什麼

There's really only one thing that we can do.

只有一個辦法行得通

What? What is it?

是什麼? 什麼辦法?

We gonna have to pee on it.

在傷口上撒尿

What? Gross!

你說什麼? 太噁心了吧!

Don't blame me! I saw it on Discovery Channel.

不要怪我，我是在探索頻道上看到的

You know what? He's right. There's something like ammonia in that...

妳知道嗎? 他沒唬妳，尿液裡面確實含有氨之類的成分

...that kills the pain.

可以用來止痛

Well, forget it! It doesn't hurt that... baaad!!!!

我不要! 這其實也沒那麼......痛!!!!

If you want some privacy... You can use my hole.

我可以讓妳躲進我的洞，如果妳需要一點隱私的話

Pass the cheese, please.

請把起司給我，好嗎?

My God, you can't even look at me, can you?

天啊，你連看都不敢看我，對嗎?

No.

沒錯

Hey, it's Phoebe! We can talk to Phoebe!

嘿，是菲比! 我們可以跟菲比說話

No, I'm too depressed to talk.

我現在很沮喪，不想說話

I'll give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.

那我給妳1000塊的開口費

Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?

嘿，大伙，我們要不要每年都去海邊玩?

No!

死都不要!

All right, that's it, you guys! What happened out there?

好了，夠了，到底出了什麼事?

What? We took a walk. Nothing happened.

什麼? 我們就只是去散步，沒什麼

I came back with nothing all over me.

我身上什麼東西也沒沾到

Come on! What happened, Joey?

少來，到底怎麼了，喬伊?

All right.

那好吧，我說

No! Joey, we swore we'd never tell!

不行，喬伊! 我們發過誓絕口不提!

They'll never understand.

他們不會了解的

We have to say something...

我們得說出來...

We have to get it out. It's eating me alive!

我都快被逼瘋了

-Monica got stung by a jelly... -All right!

-莫妮卡被水母咬到... -好吧!

Right...

我來說...

I got stung.

我被咬到了

Stung bad.

咬得很嚴重

I couldn't stand... I couldn't walk.

我站都站不直，走也走不動

We were two miles from the house...

我們那時候離小屋有2英里遠

We were scared and alone...

孤單又害怕

We didn't think we could make it.

我們還以為我們死定了

I was in too much pain.

我那時痛得要命

And I was tired from digging the huge hole.

我剛挖完洞又覺得好累

And then Joey remembered something...

然後喬伊就想起一件事

I've seen this thing on Discovery Channel...

我是在探索頻道上看到的

Wait a minute, I saw that.

等一下，我也看過

On the Discovery Channel. About jellyfish and how if you... (Eww~)

是在探索頻道上沒錯，它說如果你被水母... (噁心)

You peed on yourself? (Eww~)

妳在自己身上撒尿? (好噁)

You can't say that! You-you don't know!

你不能那樣講我，你根本不曉得

I thought I was going to pass out from the pain.

我都痛到快暈過去了

Anyway... I tried... but I couldn't...

總之，我試過了...但我沒辦法...

...bend that way. So...... (Eww~)

彎成那樣，所以只好...... (超噁~)

That's right. I stepped up!

沒有錯，是我挺身而出的!

She is my friend and she needed help.

她是我的朋友，她需要幫助

If I had to, I'd pee on any of you.

如果有必要，我也會在你們身上撒尿的

Only...

只不過...

...I couldn't.

我那時候做不到...

I got the stage fright.

我怯場了

I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure...

我很想幫忙，但壓力太大了

So... So, I turned to Chandler.

所以我就找錢德勒

Joey kept screaming at me... "Do it now! Do it! Do it! Do it now!"

喬伊一直對我大喊: 快尿，快點尿!

Sometimes, late at night, I can still hear the screaming.

有的時候在深夜裡，我都還會聽到那個叫聲

That's because I sometimes do it through my wall to freak you out.

那是因為我在隔壁嚇你啦