Condoms are a bit of downer.

保險套真的很掃興

So how do we convince guys to put it on?

所以我們要怎麼說服男人戴保險套呢？

And make Durex the favorite choice.

而且讓他們選擇杜蕾斯呢？

When you're a 21-year-old stud, what might be the best reason to put it on?

對於一個２１歲精力旺盛的男性來說，要用什麼理由來叫他們戴保險套呢？

I'm pregnant.

我懷孕了

To be honest, guys don't really care that much about sexually transmitted diseases.

老實說，男人根本不在乎經由性愛傳染的疾病。

But babies, they just won't disappear with a visit to the doctor.

不過...小孩，看醫生不會讓小孩不見

So, we thought let's simulate the experience of having a newborn.

因此，我們想說可以模擬有新生兒的感覺

And give you a taste of what it really feels like.

讓大家體驗一下

We created a mobile application where you can knock-up a friend's phone.

我們發明了一種可以讓朋友手機懷孕的軟體

Download and install the application.

下載安裝這個軟體

Find a phone to mate and gently rub the two phones against each other.

然後再找一隻手機相互磨擦假裝在交配

And there you go.

這樣就好啦！

The baby will require your utmost attention.

你需要高度專注力來照顧這個小孩

Feed it, tickling, wobble, bobble or huggle it.

餵他，搔癢他，搖搖他，跟他玩，而且還要抱抱他

Use every trick in the book to make it stop crying.

說明書上會告訴你如何讓小孩停止哭鬧

Every time you close the application, you will be reminded use Durex.

每當你要關掉程式時，它就會提醒你使用杜蕾斯

With Facebook connect, the world will know you've become a dad.

和臉書連結，全世界都會知道你當爸了！

Invitation for baby events will start popping up on your profile.

關於小孩活動的邀請會不斷出現在你的訊息中

On Durex condom packages we place QR task that link to a Durex baby-anti knock-up application.

在杜蕾斯保險套的包裝上，我們印上了連結到關閉模擬小孩程式的QR 條碼

Download it, and you'll baby free.

下載完後，就沒有小孩的煩惱了！

At least until the real magic happens.

至少在你真得有小孩前都不會有這類煩惱。