Name: 吉米 Kimmel Live 上的 Ted (Ted on Jimmy Kimmel Live)
Uploaded: 2026-03-30T09:21:13.000Z
Duration: 3 min 35 s

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Uh, he is the most famous stuffed toy since Tickle Me Elmo.

嗯，他是自從 Tickle Me Elmo 以來最紅的絨毛玩具。

He is the star of the number one comedy of the year,

他是今年第一名賣座喜劇的巨星，

and he's got an unrated version of Ted debuting today on Blu-ray and DVD.

而且他還有一個未分級版的 Ted 今天在 Blu-ray 和 DVD 上登場。

Please welcome A Guest Without Genitals, Ted.

掌聲歡迎「沒有生殖器的貴賓」Ted！

First of all, you look great, very plush.

首先，你看起來超讚的，毛茸茸的。

Congratulations on the success of the movie.

I thought it was really hilarious, and you were great in it too.

我覺得它超爆笑的，你演得也很棒。

嗯，你知道，我一直想拍喜劇。

You know, my last movie was, of course, my rainforest documentary, Stop Chopping.

你知道，我上一部電影當然是我的雨林紀錄片《停止砍伐》。

Now, are you getting recognized a lot now that you've done the movie?

那，現在因為你拍了這部電影，大家認出你的機會變多了嗎？

You know, the other day I was at the mall, and I was getting mobbed,

說真的，前幾天我去逛百貨公司，大家把我團團圍住，

and I had to run into a builder bear just to blend in.

我只好跑進一家 builder bear 裡面躲一下，才不那麼顯眼。

那對你來說應該就像回家一樣吧。

Have you ever been in one of them builder bear places?

你有去過那種 builder bear 的地方嗎？

Why are you guys Frankensteining bears like Nazi doctors?

你們怎麼會像納粹醫生一樣在熊身上東拼西湊？

What kind of species are you that you would do that?

你們是什麼樣的物種，竟然會做這種事？

Yeah, that's actually a very good question.

對啊，這其實是個很棒的問題。

你們安慰我們，我們就把你們肢解。

Yeah, I'm going to go to the mall and ask Santa for a penis.

對啊，我打算去百貨公司，跟聖誕老人許願要一個生殖器。

You can probably get that at Builder Bear.

They offered me Peter Dinklage's part on Game of Thrones.

他們找我演《冰與火之歌：權力遊戲》裡 Peter Dinklage 的角色。

There's dragons there, and I am highly flammable, so that was not going to work out.

那裡有龍，我超容易著火的，所以不行啦。

We're basically just going to do the same movie, but in Thailand, like the Hangover.

我們基本上會拍一樣的電影，但地點換到泰國，就像《醉後大丈夫》一樣。

You know, I have to say, you look a little zoned out.

你知道嗎，我得說，你看起來有點恍神。

So your movie Ted is out today on Blu-ray and DVD.

所以你的電影 Ted 今天在 Blu-ray 和 DVD 上線囉。

What can we see that we did not see in theaters?

我們可以看到哪些在電影院沒看到的呢？

You can see basically all the stuff that we didn't think was good enough to be in the movie.

基本上可以看到我們覺得不夠好，沒辦法放進電影裡的所有東西。

There's a lot of deleted scenes, some extra crap, trading cards, Ted keychain.

裡面有很多刪減片段、一些額外的東西、交易卡、Ted 鑰匙圈。

Would you mind if we showed one of the deleted scenes?

你介意我們放一段刪減片段嗎？

Well, we have the clip right here, I believe.

嗯，我相信我們這裡就有這段影片了。

Looks like you're getting some action there.

No, well, now, before we judge here, that dog used to run Universal Studios, so how do you think I got the job?

不，嗯，現在，在我們下判斷之前，那隻狗以前是環球影城的頭頭，所以你覺得我是怎麼拿到這份工作的？