Name: 海綿寶寶最慘痛的料理災難！🫣 | 10分鐘 | 海綿寶寶 (SpongeBob's Biggest Cooking DISASTERS! 🫣 | 10 Minutes | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2026-03-27T22:36:39.000Z
Duration: 10 min 7 s
Description: 【看影片學英語】數萬部 YouTube 影片，搭配英漢字典即點即查，輕鬆掌握單字發音與用法，長久累積看電影不必再看字幕。

What in the name of all this greasy are you doing in here?

Squidward, you're supposed to be watching him.

章魚哥，你應該在看著他才對。

I thought those salads had a fresh lemony scent.

我以為那些沙拉有新鮮檸檬味。

Still not fancy enough for me, fancy lady.

對我這個貴婦來說還不夠高級。

Yeah, okay, I'll just go check on the main course then.

You two ain't better come up with something tasty or you're both double-fired.

你們兩個要嘛想出好吃的，不然就一起被炒魷魚。

所以我們是被炒魷魚後又被炒魷魚？

親愛的，讓我來檢查一下品質。

Boy, I'm worried that Brock was wrapped in Flubberwrap, you dick.

小子，我擔心 Brock 被 Flubberwrap 包住了，你這個混蛋。

I said I'm worried that more Brock Flubberwrap flew Flubberwrap.

我說我擔心又有一隻 Brock 被 Flubberwrap 包住了。

SpongeBob, what happened to the Krabby Peppies?

海綿寶寶，蟹堡王漢堡發生什麼事了？

I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't listen to me!

我試著告訴他們，但他們不聽我的！

Hey, Carl, what have you done with me restaurant?

嘿，卡爾，你對我的餐廳做了什麼？

Processed Krabby Peppies, computerized registers!

處理過的蟹堡肉，電腦化的收銀機！

Our customers are quite content with the contrived and the mediocre.

我們的顧客對人為的平庸感到很滿意。

That's because they don't know what they're eating.

那是因為他們不知道自己在吃什麼。

Excuse me, ma'am, do you know what's in that Krabby Patty you're eating?

打擾一下，女士，妳知道妳吃的蟹堡王漢堡裡有什麼嗎？

Without all your smoke and mirrors, no one would stomach this garbage.

沒有你那些花招，沒人會吞得下這些垃圾。

Uh, SpongeBob, can I get one with less fog?

呃，海綿寶寶，我想要一份少點煙霧的，可以嗎？

先生，您的蟹堡王漢堡，少煙版，來了。

But I thought you said you were the head chef on the SS Gourmet.

但我以為你說過你是「美食號」的總廚師長。

No, I clean the bathrooms on the Gourmet.

沒有，我是在「美食號」打掃廁所的。

我是在「腹瀉號」當總廚師長。

Funny Man, is this how you get your sick kicks?

這位「搞笑先生」，你是這樣找樂子的嗎？