Name: 如果海綿寶寶不住在鳳梨屋裡？🍍 | 全集 | 海綿寶寶 (What If SpongeBob DIDN’T Live In A Pineapple? 🍍 | Full Scene | SpongeBob)
Uploaded: 2026-03-23T22:35:24.000Z
Duration: 5 min 24 s
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You can't stay here, or your allergy will just get worse.

你不能待在這裡，不然你的過敏會越來越嚴重。

我會幫你找到一個很棒的新家。

But Squidward, I love this old pineapple.

但是章魚哥，我愛這個舊鳳梨。

我們在這裡度過了好多美好的時光。

Oh, Squidward, my sneezing's getting worse.

喔，章魚哥，我的噴嚏越來越嚴重了。

I'll miss my pineapple, but I guess you're right.

我會想念我的鳳梨，但我猜你是對的。

Trust me, you'll feel so much better when you're clear of me.

相信我，離我遠一點，你會感覺好多了。

Who lives in a chicken parmesan hero under the sea?

誰住在海裡的雞肉帕瑪森英雄裡？

Not bad, but let's think outside the box.

我想我大概知道你在找什麼了。

Oh, why couldn't I live in that last place?

Oh, that house was too dangerous for you.

喔，那間房子對你來說太危險了。

But this is a castle with a mold and everything.

但這是一座有黴的城堡，什麼都有。

It's a short 11-hour commute to the crusty crap from here.

從這裡到那堆爛東西，只要搭 11 小時的車就到了。

It doesn't seem like the safest neighborhood.

All right, SpongeBob, this is the last house on my list.

好啦，海綿寶寶，這是名單上最後一間房子了。

But I think it's got everything you're looking for.