Name: 盟友們拒絕援助川普對抗伊朗！MarineTraffic 真驚人！古巴行！ (Allies Pass On Helping Trump Fight Iran | MarineTraffic Is Amazing | Taking Cuba)
Uploaded: 2026-03-21T17:03:27.000Z
Duration: 12 min 12 s

各位觀眾，歡迎你們來到這裡。

I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, and I want to stop on the way.

我是你們的主持人史蒂芬·科爾伯特，我想在路上停一下。

So let's start off with a happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody.

所以，大家，祝大家聖派翠克節快樂。

Remember, if the road rises to meet you, you fell down.

記住，如果路在你面前升高，那表示你跌倒了。

Let's celebrate the Emerald Isle with some music Irish people love.

我們來用愛爾蘭人喜歡的音樂來慶祝翡翠島吧。

Trump celebrated St. Patrick's Day with the annual Friends of Ireland luncheon.

川普參加了年度「愛爾蘭之友」午宴來慶祝聖派翠克節。

And when he talked about his golf course in Ireland, his son Eric caught a stray.

當他談到他在愛爾蘭的高爾夫球場時，他的兒子艾瑞克不小心說溜嘴了。

In fact, we're going to have the Irish Open at a property that happens to be owned by yours, Shirley.

事實上，我們要舉辦愛爾蘭公開賽，地點就在你，雪莉，名下的產業。

但我跟這件事一點關係都沒有。

我甚至不喜歡跟我的兒子說話。

I just want to let you know the golf course is going great when I did get caught in a sand trap.

我只是想讓你知道，高爾夫球場進行得很順利，當時我被困在沙坑裡。

Then Trump talked about Kansas, Fort Riley, and

接著川普談到了堪薩斯、萊利堡，還有

this fort in Kansas was named after the 1812 Irish American War hero.

這座位於堪薩斯的堡壘是以一位1812年的愛爾蘭裔美國戰爭英雄命名的。

但他對這件事的說法有點奇怪。

When Americans ventured west on the Oregon Trail, they were guarded by troops stationed at Fort Riley, named for the Irish American warrior who President Grant called the finest specimen of physical manhood I've ever looked upon.

當美國人沿著奧勒岡小徑向西冒險時，他們受到駐守在萊利堡的軍隊保護，這座堡壘是以一位愛爾蘭裔美國戰士命名的，格蘭特總統稱他為我見過最體魄健全的男人。

We didn't know that about President Grant.

我們之前不知道格蘭特總統有這段事。

我覺得我們剛剛學到了一些東西。

If you've ever seen a painting of Benedict Riley, it's far more likely he was attracted to sheep.

如果你看過班奈迪克·萊利的畫像，他更可能是被羊吸引。

In honor of the holiday, Trump also had a sit down with Ireland's leader, Michael Martin, whose official title is Taoiseach.

為了慶祝這個節日，川普也和愛爾蘭的領導人麥可·馬丁進行了會談，他的正式頭銜是「陶謝」。

Trump welcomed his Irish guest to the Oval, which for the occasion, he redecorated as a pot of gold.

川普歡迎他的愛爾蘭貴賓來到橢圓形辦公室，為此，他還重新佈置成一個金鍋。

It didn't take long for the subject to turn to the war in Iran, which a different Irish politician recently denounced.

很快話題就轉向了伊朗的戰爭，這場戰爭最近被另一位愛爾蘭政治家譴責了。

The Irish president has said that your war against Iran is illegal.

愛爾蘭總統說，你對伊朗的戰爭是非法的。

First off, the president of Ireland is a woman.

首先，愛爾蘭的總統是個女人。

Second, calling an Irish person lucky is just another racist stereotype.

其次，說愛爾蘭人幸運只是另一種種族歧視的刻板印象。

It's like saying I am Irish American, okay?

這就像說我是愛爾蘭裔美國人，懂嗎？

We all drink Whiskey and have 10 siblings and make our children listen to sad poetry.

我們都喝威士忌，有十個兄弟姐妹，還強迫孩子聽悲傷的詩。

Ireland's president isn't the only one concerned about this war in Iran.

愛爾蘭總統不是唯一關心伊朗這場戰爭的人。

Yesterday, Trump put out an ask for America's NATO allies to help unblock the Strait of Hormuz.

昨天，川普呼籲美國的北約盟友幫忙解除荷莫茲海峽的封鎖。

Which brings us to tonight's installment of Hormuz News.

這就帶我們來到今晚的「荷莫茲新聞」單元。

The situation in the Strait is changing every day, and

海峽的局勢每天都在變化，而且

reportedly some ships are sneaking through the Strait of Hormuz.

據報導，有些船隻正偷偷通過荷莫茲海峽。

In fact, drone footage shows some oil tankers using a sophisticated cloaking device.

事實上，無人機畫面顯示，有些油輪使用了先進的隱形裝置。

It seems like apparently Iran is letting through some ships from countries that aren't involved in the conflict.

看來伊朗似乎允許一些沒有捲入衝突的國家的船隻通過。

Like one crude oil tanker sailing under the Pakistan flag, which we know thanks to ship tracking app Marine Traffic.

像是有一艘原油油輪懸掛巴基斯坦國旗航行，這點我們從船隻追蹤應用程式 Marine Traffic 得知。

不好意思，請稍等一下，好嗎？

It's a rare convergence of your dearest hobby and the stuff you get paid to talk about on tv.

這真是難得一見的巧合，結合了你最愛的興趣和你電視上靠它賺錢的談話內容。

It shows you every boat in the world that has a registered AIs transponder and provides its navigational status, speed and reported eta.

它會顯示全球所有裝有註冊 AIS 應答器的船隻，並提供牠們的航行狀態、速度和預計抵達時間。

And that's for all types of seafaring and river going vessels.

而且適用於所有種類的遠洋和內河船隻。

We're talking cruise ships, sailboats, tankers, cargo ships, and if you're feeling frisky, tugs and escort tugs.

我們說的是郵輪、帆船、油輪、貨船，如果你想玩點刺激的，還有拖船和護航拖船。

Marine traffic is so amazing, my staff tells me it's the ultimate conversation stopper.

海上交通真是太棒了，我的員工告訴我，這絕對是終極話題終結者。

Which is great because once everybody else shuts their yaps, I can finally focus on the boats.

這很棒，因為一旦大家都閉嘴了，我終於可以專心看船了。

I hate to see you go, but I love knowing where you're going at exactly 9.8 knots.

我很不捨你走，但我很高興知道你正以每小時 9.8 節的速度前往哪裡。

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