Name: 川普嘲諷紐森「學習障礙」是「政治自殺」！ (Trump Calls Newsom’s Learning Disability “Political Suicide”)
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And now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news.

那接下來，如果不介意的話，我們要來聊聊新聞。

This news first reported by Wally's cue cards.

這則新聞最先是由 Wally 的提示卡報導的。

During an interview last week, President Trump claimed that California Governor Gavin Newsom committed political suicide by talking about his learning disability.

上週的訪談中，川普總統聲稱加州州長 Gavin Newsom 談論他的學習障礙，根本是政治自殺。

I don't think there's such a thing as a political suicide anymore.

我覺得現在根本沒有什麼政治自殺這回事了。

I used to think orchestrating a coup was political suicide.

我以前以為策劃政變是政治自殺。

Hell, Kristi Noem admitted to shooting her dog, and you still hired her for a year.

天啊，Kristi Noem 承認殺了她的狗，你還聘了她一年。

During the Kennedy center board meeting yesterday at the White House, President Trump criticized some US Allies for not being enthusiastic enough about helping to secure the Strait of Hormuz and added, quote, the level of enthusiasm, it matters to me.

昨天在白宮舉行的甘迺迪中心董事會會議上，川普總統批評一些美國盟友對協助確保荷姆茲海峽不夠積極，並補充說，引述，熱情程度對我很重要。

但最糟的情況是，他們總是可以假裝。

Plans were released last week for the renovation of the White House grounds, which include a 33,000 square foot visitor center.

上週公佈了白宮庭院整修計畫，其中包括一個 33,000 平方英尺的遊客中心。

You know, in case he ever decides to pop by.

你知道的，以防他哪天想來看看。

Pentagon officials reportedly barred news photographers from the press briefing room because they did not like the way some pictures made Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth look.

據報導，五角大廈官員禁止新聞攝影師進入簡報室，因為他們不喜歡某些照片讓國防部長 Pete Hegseth 看起來的樣子。

You mean like a college basketball coach who quit smoking six hours ago?

你是說像一個六小時前才戒菸的大學籃球教練嗎？

During a recent briefing on military operations in Iran, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth dismissed comparisons to the war in Iraq and said, quote, this is not 2003.

在最近一次關於伊朗軍事行動的簡報中，國防部長 Pete Hegseth 駁斥了與伊拉克戰爭的比較，並說，引述，「這不是 2003 年」。

那你怎麼還跟 Kid Rock 混在一起？

A couple featured on the Real Housewives franchise was arrested last week after they allegedly stole over $3,000 worth of items from a Publix grocery store in Florida.

據報導，一對上過實境秀《The Real Housewives》的夫妻檔，上週在佛羅裡達州一家 Publix 超市偷竊了價值超過 3,000 美元的物品後被捕。

In their defense, that's like seven eggs right now.

說實在的，現在那大概只夠買七顆蛋。

Southwest Airlines announced last week it will no longer offer service to Chicago o' Hare or Washington Dulles.

西南航空上週宣佈，將不再提供飛往芝加哥奧黑爾或華盛頓杜勒斯的班機服務。

I know they had flights, but when did they offer service?

我知道他們有飛機，但他們是什麼時候開始提供服務的？

The U.S. postal Service has unveiled new Forever stamps that feature five different lowrider cars.

美國郵政總局公佈了新的永久郵票，上面印有五款不同的低底盤汽車。

So if you love lowriders and you collect stamps, you might be the only one.

所以如果你喜歡低底盤汽車又喜歡收集郵票，你可能是唯一一個。

And finally, the Los Angeles subway system recently unveiled the most unusual items from its lost and found, including a prosthetic leg.

最後，洛杉磯地鐵系統最近公佈了失物招領處裡最不尋常的物品，包括一條義肢。

Yet another reason why New York is better than la.

又一個紐約比洛杉磯好的理由。

The legs you find on the subway here are real.

這裡的地鐵裡找到的腿是真的。

今晚我會給你們一場很棒的表演。

You know it from Westworld and from movies such as Selma Creed and the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

你從《西方世界》以及《塞爾瑪》、《克里德》和漫威電影宇宙等電影中認識她。

She'll be starring on Broadway in The fear of 13 at the James Earl Jones Theater with previews beginning this Thursday, March 19th.

她將在百老匯的 James Earl Jones 劇院主演《The fear of 13》，預演將於本週四 3 月 19 日開始。

各位，泰莎·湯普森來上節目了。

She's a fantastic actor you've seen in that Thing youg Do, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Anaconda, as well as shows such as Silo and the White Lotus.

她是一位很棒的演員，你曾在《那傢伙真好笑》、《遜咖日記》、《巨蟒》以及《羊毛戰線》、《白蓮花》等劇中看過她。

He co wrote and stars in she Dances, which is in theaters March 27th.

他共同編劇並主演了《she Dances》，該片將於 3 月 27 日上映。

Steve Zahn is on the show and he hosts the podcast We Might Be Drunk and Tuesdays With Stories.

Steve Zahn 來上節目了，他還主持了播客 We Might Be Drunk 和 Tuesdays With Stories。

Be sure to see him perform live all over the country on his Mumbo Jumbo tour.

務必親自到全國各地觀賞他的 Mumbo Jumbo 巡迴演出。

And check out his latest special, None Too Pleased, which is streaming now on Netflix.

另外，別錯過他最新的特別節目 None Too Pleased，現正於 Netflix 熱映中。

The Very funny Mark Norman is here tonight.

今晚，非常有趣的 Mark Norman 來啦。

Speaking of podcasts, Darcy Carden stops by Family Trips this week.

說到播客，Darcy Carden 這週造訪了 Family Trips。

So moving on you guys, my wife other day she tells me that her friend's daughter just bought something called a dumb phone.

好了，換個話題，我老婆前幾天跟我說，她朋友的女兒買了個叫「dumb phone」的東西。

And she said, it's a phone that doesn't have any apps.

她就說，那是一種沒有任何 App 的手機。

Apparently kids are buying these things on purpose because they think smartphones are turning their brains into goo.

聽說現在的小孩是故意買這種東西，因為他們覺得智慧型手機正在把他們的大腦變成一團漿糊。

Sometimes I look around, I don't even recognize the world I'm living in anymore.

有時候我環顧四周，我甚至認不出我所處的世界了。

Things are changing every day, and not always for the better.

事情每天都在改變，而且不總是往好的方向發展。

And it's time to talk for a moment about how things were just a little bit more simple back in my day.

是時候來聊聊，在我那個年代，事情是不是要簡單一點。

Back in my day there were no dumb phones.

在我那個年代，根本沒有什麼 dumb phone。

If you wanted a phone that only served basic functions and didn't let you watch videos, you just bought a regular iPhone and took it for a ride on the New York City subway system.

如果你想要一支只能做基本功能、不能看影片的手機，你就買一支普通的 iPhone，然後帶它去搭紐約地鐵。

First you lose your apps, then your data plan.

你先是搞丟了你的 App，然後是你的數據方案。

Nobody knows how the subway giveth and the subway taketh away.

沒人知道地鐵是怎麼給予，又怎麼拿走的。

In my day we didn't join run clubs to meet people.

在我那個年代，我們不會為了認識人而加入跑步社團。

Back in my day, running was already a part of dating.

在我那個年代，跑步本來就是約會的一部分。

She'd say she wanted to have kids within the year and you'd run right the out of there.

她會說她想在一年內生小孩，然後你就立刻閃人了。

Back in my day, we weren't waiting 13 years for grand theft auto six Liberty City slickers.

在我那個年代，我們不會為了《俠盜獵車手 6》的自由城玩家等 13 年。

Back in my day you wanted to do a little carjacking.

在我那個年代，你想幹點小小的汽車竊盜。

You just drove to a Wendy's, parked discreetly behind a dumpster, and got down to business.

你就直接開到一家 Wendy's，鬼鬼祟祟地停在垃圾桶後面，然後就開始幹正事了。

It was a different kind of carjacking, but on the upside, it was a victimless crime.

那是一種比較不一樣的偷車方式，但好處是，這算是無受害者的犯罪。

Back in my day we didn't have to worry about AI slop on Facebook.

在我那個年代，我們不用擔心 Facebook 上那些 AI 產生的爛東西。

在我那個年代，我們根本不需要 AI。

Like the kind posted by your mom's friend Janet, who has no inner monologue, no filter, and

就像你媽媽的朋友珍妮特那種，她沒有內心獨白，沒有過濾器，而且

some pretty strong views about non binary people that she liked to type out in all caps directly underneath photos of her grandkids at Disney World.

對非二元性別者有很強烈的看法，她喜歡直接在孫子在迪士尼樂園的照片下面，用全大寫打出來。

Back in my day, dating apps weren't declining.

在我那個年代，交友軟體還沒有在走下坡。

Back in my day, declining is what women would do when you asked them out at a bar.

在我那個年代，女生在酒吧被你約出去時，她們才會說「不行」。

Especially when your haircut looked like you'd personally offended the barber.

尤其當你的髮型看起來就像你親自惹毛了理髮師一樣。

Just FYI, back in my day, that also wasn't a good haircut.

順帶一提，在我那個年代，那也不是什麼好看的髮型。

Back in my day, nobody was drinking raw milk.

在我那個年代，沒人在喝生牛奶的。

Back in my day, if you wanted to kill yourself with a beverage, you drank Jolt Cola.

在我那個年代，如果你想靠飲料自殺，你會喝 Jolt Cola。

One sip of that extra caffeinated soda and there was a set shaped hole in the side of my parents house.

喝一口那種超高咖啡因的汽水，我父母家牆上就會出現一個像被設定好的洞。

It was like four loco minus the alcohol plus meth.

感覺就像 Four Loko 去掉酒精加上甲基安非他命。

If you're wondering why folks did so much cocaine in the 80s, it's because they needed something to take the edge off the Jolt Cola.

如果你想知道為什麼大家在 80 年代吸那麼多古柯鹼，那是因為他們需要點東西來緩解 Jolt Cola 的作用。

Want to see what I look like on joke Cola?

想看看我喝 Jolt Cola 的樣子嗎？

Speaking of beverages, back in my day there was no prebiotic soda.

講到飲料，在我那個年代，根本沒有什麼益生菌氣泡飲。

If you wanted healthy soda, you drank Diet Coke.

如果你想要健康的汽水，你就喝 Diet Coke。

No sugar, no calories, and only 26 grams of mysterious impossible to pronounce chemicals per serving.

零糖、零卡路里，每份還有 26 克我唸不出來的神祕化學物質。

You know, for people who care what they put in their bodies.

你知道的，給那些在意自己吃進什麼東西的人。

That must have been that all natural potassium benzomac.

那一定是那個全天然的苯甲酸鉀。

Back in my day, they weren't rebooting Malcolm in the middle back then.

在我那個年代，他們那時候還沒有重啟《馬爾康一家》這種節目。

TV networks had original ideas like rebooting 90210 or the fresh Prince or Gossip Girl or Full House, Gilmore Girls.

電視臺很有創意，像是重啟《飛越比佛利》、《新鮮王子》、《花邊教主》或是《歡樂家庭》、《吉爾莫女孩》。