Name: 柯南·歐布萊恩｜雞肉店約會 (CONAN O'BRIEN | CHICKEN SHOP DATE)
Uploaded: 2026-03-17T21:40:33.000Z
Duration: 10 min 23 s

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情態副詞

You're actually not the oldest person I've ever dated.

I'm just saying that's a terrible way to start a date.

我只是覺得這樣開始約會很糟。

I didn't think this was really a date because I am quite old.

我沒想到這算是約會，因為我年紀比較大了。

This is the cue for you to say you look great in person.

這時候就該你說本人看起來很棒。

And you don't look like anything that everyone says you do.

而且你本人跟別人說的完全不一樣。

That you look like a sad Victorian child.

說你長得像個憂鬱的維多利亞小孩。

When I walk down the street, people shout out windows, hey, melting pumpkin.

我走在路上，有人會從車窗大喊，嘿，融化的南瓜。

My father gave me that name because he wanted it to be interesting.

我爸給我取這個名字，是希望它聽起來很有趣。

He went to a library and looked up that name.

聽起來像是一個古老的蓋爾語名字。

Let me know when this gets interesting for you, okay?

如果你覺得有趣，隨時讓我知道喔！

Are your fans called the Coco Cocoa Nuts?

妳的粉絲叫做 Coco Cocoa Nuts 嗎？

我剛剛是不是提到一位大明星？

It honestly just was not agreeing with my stomach.

老實說，就是我的胃不太習慣。

I came here because you said it was a date.

And you start by saying you're not interested.

Then you start talking about how my face looks like a rotting pumpkin.

接著你開始說我的臉看起來像個爛南瓜。

Well, I said, some people have said that.

And then your big finish was, I sometimes get stomach problems.

然後你最後的結尾是，我偶爾會胃痛。

我看到你跟 Andrew Garfield 在一起。

And I'm not feeling any of that right now.

Like a very tall, thin, older Spider Man.

就像一個很高、很瘦、年紀比較大的蜘蛛人。

Is that because actually that's who you are?

那是因為你其實就是那樣的人嗎？

Is that a British thing or is that just specific?

這是英國人的習慣，還是隻有你這樣？

So you've been Married for over 25 years.

What's the secret to a long lasting relationship?

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