Name: 戰爭開打？！ (Is it War?)
Uploaded: 2026-03-17T09:27:18.000Z
Duration: 1 min 38 s

That was a congressionally authorized counteroffensive.

那是國會授權的 counteroffensive。

We can get right back on track with the Korean War.

Well, the police have tanks now, don't they, Carl?

嗯，警察現在也有坦克了，對吧，卡爾？

好的，第一次和第二次伊拉克戰爭。

It's a bit like pronouns, except we kill people.

這有點像代名詞，只是我們是殺人。

I'm sorry, that was kinetic action, not a war.

抱歉，那是 kinetic action，不是戰爭。

That was a law enforcement operation, not a war.

那是 law enforcement operation，不是戰爭。

No, it was a coalition led conditional operation.

不，那是個 coalition led conditional operation。

Authorized Defense Stabilization Initiative.

Authorized Defense Stabilization Initiative。

Okay, can somebody tell me the rules here?

好的，有人可以告訴我這裡的規則嗎？

We don't have poverty in the United States.

Don't even worry about the Epstein files.

別擔心什麼愛潑斯坦的檔案了。

聖誕節戰爭，就是那個咖啡杯的事。

There's a war for the soul of the nation.

Whether or not I can wish my children Merry Christmas.

我能不能祝我的孩子們聖誕快樂。

Carl, you just became a utility United States Congressman.

Carl，你剛剛成為了美國國會議員。