Name: 麗莎安華特回擊兒子們！ (Lisa Ann Walter Claps Back At Her Sons)
Uploaded: 2026-03-08T16:40:40.000Z
Duration: 2 min 52 s

過去簡單式

Now, Lisa, you are, as you just mentioned, you're a single mom.

那，Lisa，就像妳剛剛說的，妳是單親媽媽。

Which is why I want you to go back to speaking in those great accents, like right across me.

這就是為什麼我希望妳回到那種很棒的口音，就像在我對面那樣。

Well, talk to me about life in the Walter household right now.

嗯，跟我聊聊現在 Walter 家裡的生活吧。

The two older ones, I made babies, like almost immediately.

兩個比較大的，我幾乎馬上就生了。

When I went to New York to be an actor instead, I got knocked up.

當我去紐約當演員的時候，我懷孕了。

My daughter is getting her PhD in New York.

She turned out ok. And then I've got the kids.

她長大了沒事。然後我有小孩。

I've got twin teenage boys weirdly born on the same day as the twins in the Parent Trap, a little movie I did.

我有對雙胞胎青少年兒子，很巧地跟《天生一對》這部我演的小電影裡的雙胞胎是同一天出生的。

So Nancy Meyers put a woozoo on me and they are.

所以 Nancy Meyers 對我施了魔法，他們就這樣出現了。

I gotta tell you, if you guys know young people, it's why I come here.

我得告訴你們，如果你們認識年輕人，這就是我來這裡的原因。

Because it's just nice to be in front of people who like me.

因為能站在喜歡我的人面前，感覺真好。

Have the teenage twins see you do stand up?

And one of them saw a bit that I did about them and he actually, I think, was quite proud.

然後其中一個看到我對他們做的一段表演，我猜他其實蠻自豪的。

But I was like, you know, I'm totally busting you.

但我就想說，你知道嗎，我完全在揭露你們的底細。

就像，你們這些人，根本不跟我說話。

Whenever you do, it's to criticize something about me.

就算你們說了，也是在批評我哪裡不好。

It's like I get a lecture on the gig economy.

感覺就像我被上了一課關於零工經濟。

I'm not allowed to like return any food at a restaurant.

我連在餐廳都不能退任何食物。

But meanwhile they keep coming home because I have free food and wi fi.

但同時他們還是回家，因為我有免費的食物和 wi-fi。

They keep showing up, but they bring their gamer stone, which I would not mind, except.

他們一直出現，但他們會帶他們的電競椅，這我倒沒意見，只是。

How about a five minute heads up so mommy has time to put on a bra?

那至少給我五分鐘的預告，我才能穿胸罩。

就是一些小小的，你知道，小事。

Because you don't need these idiots, you know, popping a little pup tent in their pants.

因為你不需要這些笨蛋，你知道，在褲子裡搭個小帳篷。

I cannot even begin to imagine what it would feel like to go and watch my mother do stand up comedy.

我根本無法想像去看我媽表演脫口秀是什麼感覺。

My mom being like, all right, how we doing?

我媽會說：「好了，大家還好嗎？」

Hazelmere, let me tell you a little something about what is happening.

Hazelmere，我來跟你說說現在發生了什麼事。

Let me tell you about the before and after of the downstairs with these live.

讓我來告訴你樓下和這些現場的「之前」和「之後」。

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