David.

David。

I've already forgotten your name.

其實我已經忘記你的名字了。

Me, too.

我也是。

[If people were honest at the office]

[如果人們在辦公室說真心話]

No, I didn't finish that report, but I did get 160 pages deep on Reddit.

沒有，我還沒完成那份報告，不過我看了 160 頁的 Reddit。

I know I am smarter than you, but I am an intern so I am gonna pretend like I am not.

我知道我比你聰明，不過我只是個實習生。所以我只好假裝自己沒那麼聰明。

This is how my boss spoke to me, so that's how I'm gonna speak to you.

我的老闆就是用這種態度跟我說話的，所以我就要用的這態度跟你說話。

Hey, guys.

嗨，各位。

I am not paying attention to this conference call, but I am interjecting so that you know that I am here.

我沒有在專心開電話會議，但我來插個嘴來刷存在感。

Dave, I got your e-mail, but I didn't respond because I think you are incredibly stupid.

Dave，我收到你的信了，但我沒回信，因為我覺得你超蠢。

If this goes right, I am taking all the credits.

如果一切進行得順利，那功勞都是我的。

If it goes wrong, you're getting all the blame.

如果出了什麼問題，你就要負全部的責任。

Oh, I was just on facebook.

噢，我剛才在看臉書。

Oh, I was just on Etsy.

噢，我剛才在逛 Etsy (網路商店平台)。

Oh, I was just looking at the closest thing I could get to porn.

噢，我剛才在看很接近色情網站的東西。

I am gonna see you more than my girlfriend, so I am probably gonna develop a crush on you.

以後我們相處的時間會比我和我女友在一起的時間長，所以我有可能會喜歡上妳。

Can you tell I had two beers with lunch?

你看得出來我午餐喝了兩杯啤酒嗎？

That's great.

這不錯。

Can you set up a meeting so you can repeat what you just told me?

你能不能安排個會議，這樣你就會再復述一次剛剛跟我說的話？

Hey, everyone hates the quote in your e-mail signature.

嘿，大家都討厭你信箱簽名檔裡引用的那句話。

You should see this conversation we're having about you on GChat.

你該來看看我們在 GChat 上怎麼說你的。

The way you are looking at me today means I am never gonna wear this skirt again.

你今天看我的那個樣子，讓我決定不再穿這件裙子了。

I really don't care how your weekend was.

我才不在乎你週末過得如何。

This is my roommate, Henry.

這是我的室友，Henry。

I just want to bring him in and show how grown-up my job is.

我只是想帶他來看看我的工作有多成熟。

I'll say thank you, but I don't mean it.

我會說謝謝，但我不是真心的。

You are my least favorite person here.

你是我在這裡最討厭的人。

I am this close...

我差點...

I am...

我...

Can you go...

你可以去...

I am this close to getting a back rub from my secretary.

我的秘書差點就願意幫我按摩背部了。

Do not screw it up for me.

別給我搞砸了。

Alright. We're good. Let's go.

好了，完成了，我們走吧。