Name: 瑪德琳克萊恩偷偷跑去法國參加時裝週！👗🇫🇷 (Madelyn Cline Smuggled Herself Into France For Fashion Week)
Uploaded: 2026-03-05T16:48:50.000Z
Duration: 3 min 49 s

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Now, Madeleine, we're so thrilled that you're here.

現在，Madeleine，我們很高興妳在這裡。

You just got back from Paris Fashion Week.

I lost three years of my life, maybe of my life expectancy.

我感覺我的人生損失了三年，也許是我的預期壽命。

Well, okay, so I had a few days off before I needed to be in Paris, right.

好啦，所以呢，我其實有幾天假，然後才需要去巴黎，對吧。

不然我們在義大利停留一下好了？

Why don't we just like go make pasta, go truffle hunting, you know, just enjoy it.

不然我們就去自己做義大利麵、去尋找松露，你知道的，就好好享受一下。

And so we go, we have a stopover in Zurich, and then we.

然後我們就去了，在蘇黎世停留了一下，然後我們就。

And then we land in Florence and we get to wonderful town and we get to where we're staying, which wasn't an hour and a half after we landed.

然後我們降落在佛羅倫斯，到了那個很棒的小鎮，然後到了我們要住的地方，結果我們落地一個半小時後才到。

And I realized my passport has just gone.

And it's also like, I don't even know what time it is, like back here.

而且我也不知道這裡現在是什麼時間。

And so I got maybe a few hours of sleep, got up, went to the consulate in Florence.

所以我就睡了大概幾個小時，起床，然後去了佛羅倫斯的領事館。

Spent the whole day there, got an emergency passport.

我在那裡待了一整天，拿到了一本緊急護照。

Like, oh, yeah, passport F. I've done it.

就像，喔，對，護照。我辦過了。

And so I say that to the nice, wonderful woman at the counter, Grazia.

所以我就跟櫃檯那位親切、很棒的女士說，謝謝。

And she says, you can't go to Paris with this.

Oh, on a temporary passport, they will not let you into France.

喔，拿臨時護照，他們不會讓你進法國。

That you can't travel to with an emergency passport.

And so cut to 36 hours later, I'm in a sprinter van under a blanket, crossing the Italian, French border.

然後時間快轉到 36 小時後，我正蓋著毯子，坐在廂型車裡，穿越義大利和法國邊境。

And I was largely asleep for the most of it, but I could feel the van stop.

大部分時間我都在睡覺，但我感覺到車子停了下來。

And I was like, I was dead asleep and I was.

And I heard our driver, bless his soul, he's in my will now.

然後我聽到我們的司機，願他安息，他現在在我遺囑裡了。

He gets out of the car and I hear him talking, going back and forth between between him and some border patrol.

他下車，我聽到他在跟一些邊境巡邏人員來回交談。

And we're just there and my heart's just like beating out of its chest.

我們就這樣待著，我的心臟跳得超快。

And he gets back in the car, he's like, the French.

So you're in a sprinter van with a blanket over you illegally crossing a border.

所以你現在是坐在發財車裡，蓋著毯子，非法越過邊境。

Well, it's not technically illegal for France.

嗯，對法國來說，這技術上不算非法。

The lady at the Italian consulate said you could go by ground, which I think she was.

義大利領事館的女士說你可以陸路過去，我認為她當時是。

And you went to fashion week and you had a great time.

然後你去參加時裝週，玩得很開心。

That is a phenomenal way to get in there just to do a bit of truffle hunting.

這真是個很棒的方式可以進去，順便去採點松露。

And then France went on strike, so I wasn't sure I could get home.

然後法國罷工了，所以我不太確定能不能回家。

So here we are, and here you are, and thank God you made it.

所以我們到了，你也到了，謝天謝地你成功了。