Name: 凱文尼龍表示與Conan是「什麼都不是」的朋友 | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend (Kevin Nealon Feels “Nothing” About Being Conan’s Friend | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)
Uploaded: 2026-02-14T17:28:21.000Z
Duration: 8 min 1 s

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I am thrilled that you're here and for you to say you feel nothing after all these years of us being very close.

我很高興你來了，也很高興你說經過這麼多年的親密關係，你卻沒什麼感覺。

過去簡單式

我來告訴你為什麼我會這麼說。

Because I've felt everything already and there's nothing more to feel about you.

因為我已經感受過一切了，對你再也沒有什麼好感受的了。

像是憎恨、憤怒、嫉妒，所有這些。

I'm determined today to keep this thing running smoothly.

我今天下定決心要讓這件事順利進行。

And when we encounter each other, it's like two AI Chipmunks having it out in a foxy.

而且我們相遇的時候，就像兩隻 AI Chipmunks 在 foxy 裡較勁。

You were sitting with some heavy hitters.

你當時正和一些重量級人物坐在一起。

And, of course, I always sit with heavy hitters.

而且，當然了，我總是跟重量級人物坐在一起。

Normally when I do a podcast, I get together with the host beforehand and kind of, you know, break bread and we kind of talk about what we're going to talk about, But

通常我做Podcast時，會事先跟主持人碰面，然後，你知道的，一起吃點東西，聊聊我們要聊些什麼，但是

你有一檔新的特別節目要推出了。

So when you're done pussy footing around, let's get down to it.

所以，當你不再猶豫不決的時候，我們就開始吧。

I'm really at the top, as Gary Shanley used to say.

正如蓋瑞·尚利以前說的，我真的處於巔峰狀態。

卡麥蓉，你正處於你的巔峰狀態。

I've never seen you not be at the top of your game.

我從沒見過你不在巔峰狀態的時候。

我們在講的其實是匹克球，對吧？

I think you're one of the best standup comedians I know consistently for many Many, many years.

我覺得你是我認識的、多年來一直都表現頂尖的脫口秀演員之一。

And if you were a hot dog, you'd be a wiener.

如果你是一根熱狗，你就是一根頂尖的熱狗。

This is why I'm at the bottom of your game.

這就是為什麼我在你的遊戲裡墊底。

That reminds me, a really funny cartoon I saw once is a hot dog opening his mail, and

這讓我想起，我曾經看過一個很搞笑的卡通，是一隻熱狗在拆信，然後

And the caption is, you may already be a wiener.

而且標題是「你可能已經是隻熱狗了」。

Like, you know, we come around out of the gate.

就是，你知道的，我們就這樣開始了。

It's called loosen the crotch, Loose in the crotch.

叫做「鬆開褲襠」，「褲襠鬆鬆」。

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