Name: 菜鳥新移民 - 爆笑時刻 #18 (Fresh Off The Boat - Funny Moments #18)
Uploaded: 2026-02-04T15:27:53.000Z
Duration: 6 min 5 s

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I had to go through your mail to see what's going on with you.

我還得翻你的信，看看你最近在忙什麼。

過去簡單式

I hope so, because I'm missing a red book.

希望是這樣，因為我少了一本紅色的書。

My mother in law's birthday is coming up and I need those perfume samples.

我婆婆生日快到了，我需要那些香水試用品。

Just so we're clear, once again, what are the closing procedures?

為了清楚起見，再說一次，結束的流程是什麼？

Turn off the ovens, comb the bear, and make sure I lock the door after I leave.

關掉烤箱，梳理熊，然後確保我離開時鎖好門。

Remember how much fun you used to have playing with Hank?

還記得你以前跟 Hank 玩得多開心嗎？

You know, they used to call me Louie Short Pockets.

你知道嗎，以前他們都叫我「短口袋路易」。

All the ladies in here are fully clothed.

Hey, you see Whitney in your mailbox, you grab her and go, I get it.

嘿，如果你在信箱裡看到 Whitney，你就把她抓來，我懂。

So, Eddie, is it cool if I take a run at Nicole?

所以，Eddie，我可以試著跟 Nicole 發展一下嗎？

Well, you used to have a crush on her, and I wouldn't want it to be weird.

嗯，你以前對她有意思，我可不想搞得氣氛尷尬。

Cheap beer, nonstop Thorogood on the jukebox, the smell of camel lights and desperation.

便宜的啤酒，點唱機裡不停播著 Thorogood 的歌，還有駱駝牌香菸和絕望的味道。

Me and Tony held the table for nine straight games.

我跟 Tony 連續九局都守住了牌桌。

所以我們要去一家新的撞球館。

It's normal to have friends of the opposite sex in.

In fact, Marvin and I were friends for months before we got to see this.

事實上，Marvin 和我認識好幾個月，才看到這個。

為什麼你爸媽不幫你取這個名字？

Do you just hang around pool halls hoping to meet men?

你只是在撞球間閒晃，希望認識男人嗎？

It's more like a hang around men trying to pick up pool halls.

比較像是混在男人堆裡，想在撞球間搭訕。

That's because I thought you were going to meet a Guy friend.

因為我以為你要去見一位男性朋友。

我在這裡整天都跟女人在一起。

So I can never be around a woman outside of work.

所以我下班後就不能跟女人接觸了。

All I am saying is if you're going to hang out with a woman, it has to be when the sun is up.

我只是說，如果你要跟女生出去，那一定要在白天。

And she can't be taller than me or younger than me or weigh less than me or look like she weighs less than me.

而且她不能比我高、比我年輕、比我瘦，或是看起來比我瘦。

Okay, I guess if you're stranded and you have to share food, then clear soups or broths or only.

好吧，我猜如果你被困住，又不得不共用餐點，那隻能是清湯或湯品。

And you will display your wedding band close to your face at all times.

而且你得隨時把婚戒戴在臉附近。

Photos of your children must be present if they themselves cannot be.

如果你的小孩不能在場，就必須展示他們的照片。

If she happens to touch you, even if by accident, you will excuse yourself and call me immediately.

如果她不小心碰到你，就算是不小心的，你也要立刻找藉口離開並打給我。

If she has smokey eye makeup, that is bad.

如果她有煙燻眼妝，那就不行。

Jessica, you must always travel in separate vehicles going back.

Jessica，你們回去時一定要分開搭車。

And she must never have ever been or even wanted to be a gymnast.

而且她絕對不能當過，甚至不能想當體操選手。

Oh, and this goes without saying, but no Denzel movies.

喔，這不用說了，但不能看 Denzel 的電影。

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菜鳥新移民 - 爆笑時刻 #18 (Fresh Off The Boat - Funny Moments #18)

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