Name: 章魚哥最痛的時刻！😫 | @SpongeBobOfficial (Squidward’s Most PAINFUL Moments Ever! 😫 | @SpongeBobOfficial)
Uploaded: 2026-01-29T18:29:39.000Z
Duration: 10 min 2 s

我們的 Boat Smarts 船員現在在做什麼？

He's adjusting his mirror before he begins boating.

他在開始划船前正在調整他的後照鏡。

Quick, jump inside our anti sea bear circle before he comes back.

快點，跳進我們的 anti sea bear circle，在他回來之前。

Yeah, sea bears often attack more than once.

對啊，sea bear 常常會攻擊不只一次。

Okay, SpongeBob, I told you not to move it till I said.

好了，海綿寶寶，我說了在我說之前別動。

Hey, Spudward, guess what I learned today?

嘿，馬鈴薯頭，猜猜我今天學到什麼？

Apparently, a life insurance policy doesn't protect a person from injury.

原來人壽保險保單不能保障人不受傷。

Maybe I could just eat the corner of the lettuce.

I know we're all hungry, but we must stay focused.

我知道我們都很餓，但我們必須專心。

嘿，海綿寶寶，你看起來好累喔。

You want me to guard the patty for a bit?

I can't believe you thought I would eat it.

我真不敢相信你竟然覺得我會吃掉它。

I'm just hungry and tired, and I feel like I'm all alone doing the right thing.

我只是又餓又累，覺得自己孤單一人在做對的事。

I'll low him to sleep with a lovely lullabar.

我會唱首好聽的搖籃曲讓他睡著。

You're starting to look like your old self again.

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