Name: 你以前會怎麼 💩？ (How Would You 💩 Back Then?)
Uploaded: 2026-01-16T16:55:35.000Z
Duration: 2 min 49 s

情態助動詞 B1

You might be reading the title going, does blocky boy not know how butts work?

你可能看到標題想說，blocky boy 是不是不知道屁股是怎麼運作的？

They've worked the same for millions of years.

But that's not what I'm talking about here.

We didn't always have toilets thousands of years ago.

那時候我們的排洩物都去哪裡了？

What did we do before poo went to the loo?

在 poo 上廁所之前，我們都做些什麼？

It's hard to think of a toilet as a luxury item, but

compared to how things used to be, it really is a porcelain throne.

跟以前比起來，它真的是個 porcelain throne。

The first toilets were just designated bathroom places, like holes dug into fields or along rivers that would wash away their waste.

最早的廁所只是指定的排洩地點，像是挖在田裡或河邊的洞，讓排洩物沖走。

But as towns turned into cities and rivers and fields became less accessible, private and public bathrooms were created.

但隨著城鎮變成都市，田野和河流越來越難取得，私人和公共的廁所就這樣誕生了。

While these were still essentially a hole in the ground.

雖然那時候基本上還是個地上的洞。

They had walls and some places even had seats.

它們有牆壁，有些地方甚至還有座位。

As populations grew, the the waste really began piling up and they needed a way to remove it.

隨著人口增加，排洩物真的開始堆積，他們需要一種方法來清除。

This is when the first plumbing systems were introduced, about 4,000 years ago.

這時候，大約在 4000 年前，第一套排水系統就出現了。

Ancient civilizations like the Minoan, Harappan and Mesopotamian connected toilets to a series of underground pipes and channels that can be flushed out with water, but

古代文明，像是米諾斯、哈拉帕和美索不達米亞，將廁所連接到一系列地下管道和水道，可以用水沖走，但是

In addition to being dirty and smelling horribly, these pipes could attract vermin.

除了骯髒和惡臭之外，這些管道還會吸引害蟲。

For centuries, the most popular way to poop was into a private latrine or into a chamber pot that was emptied into gardens or gutter systems.

幾個世紀以來，最受歡迎的大便方式是使用私人 latrine 或 chamber pot，然後將其倒入花園或排水溝系統。

This practice famously led to the spread of cholera in Victorian London.

這種做法在維多利亞時代的倫敦，就以傳播霍亂而聞名。

It wasn't until 1775, when the modern day flushing toilet was invented, that had a way to keep the horrendous smell, disease and vermin out of people's homes.

直到 1775 年，現代的沖水馬桶被發明出來，才有了將難聞的氣味、疾病和害蟲排除在人們家門外的方法。

Don't get pissy when I say your potty is a privilege.

當我說你的 potty 是一種特權時，別生氣。

Today, about 60% of the world's population doesn't have a home toilet that safely manages their waste.

今天，世界上約有 60% 的人口沒有安全的居家廁所來處理他們的排洩物。

And 5% practice open defecation, meaning millions of people's health is currently at risk because they lack what most of us take for granted.

而 5% 的人實行露天排便，這意味著數百萬人的健康目前正處於危險之中，因為他們缺乏我們大多數人視為理所當然的東西。

And that shouldn't be number two on your mind.

這不應該是讓你掛心的 number two。

I don't even know what to ask for the comment question today that isn't wildly inappropriate.

我甚至不知道今天該問什麼 comment question 才能不那麼離譜。

So I think it'd be hilarious to list your least favorite favorite movie in the comments and tell me why you think it's sh.

所以我覺得，在留言區列出你最不喜歡的「最喜歡的電影」，並告訴我你為什麼覺得它很 sh，這樣會很好笑。

What if this video about toilets was just a forum for people to talk about bad movies and go, wanna watch even more life noggin?

如果這支關於廁所的影片，只是讓大家聊聊爛片，然後說「要看更多 life noggin 嗎？」

Click here to watch this video or here to watch this video YouTube thinks you'll like.

點這裡看這支影片，或是這裡看 YouTube 推薦給你的影片。

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