Name: 諾亞方舟（短片）！ (Noah's Ark (short film))
Uploaded: 2025-12-25T17:02:28.000Z
Duration: 7 min 10 s

Let heaven and nature sing Let heaven sing to me I love it.

讓天堂與大自然歌唱 讓天堂為我歌唱 我愛死了。

And I've got a little quiche in the oven.

Oh, speaking of your parents, your mom is going off in the group chat.

喔，說到你爸媽，你媽在群組哈拉裡大發雷霆。

Noah's Ark, Museum of Creation, the experience of biblical proportions.

挪亞方舟、創世博物館，那種聖經般的規模體驗。

I think she's just trying to find, like, some fun family activities for Christmas for us to do.

我覺得她只是想找一些有趣的聖誕節家庭活動給我們做。

All right, we don't have to go if you don't want to.

好啦，如果你不想去，我們不去也沒關係。

Yeah, I can just tell if we're doing something else.

嗯，我一看就知道我們是不是要做別的事了。

You mean, like, to appease your mom, right?

妳是說，像是為了安撫妳媽媽，對吧？

I feel like it could be, like, fun and, I don't know, like, informative.

我覺得可能會很有趣，然後，嗯，你知道的，很有啟發性。

I just feel like maybe we have different viewpoints on this.

我只是覺得我們在這件事上的觀點可能不太一樣。

Wait, you don't really think that Noah's fucking ark is real, right?

等一下，你不是真的認為挪亞方舟是真的吧？

Like, you don't think that's a real historical event?

你不是認為那是個真實的歷史事件？

Why are you being so mean to me right now?

I just want to have, like, a nice breakfast.

You don't actually think it's real, Right?

你不是真的認為那是真實的，對吧？

Mark, it is not physically possible for this guy to go around the entire world and get two of every animal and put it onto a ship.

馬克，這個人不可能環遊世界，然後帶兩隻每種動物上船。

What does this exact replica of Noah's ark have a fire marshal's maximum occupancy safety sign?

為什麼這個挪亞方舟的精確複製品會有消防安檢的最高乘載人數標示？

No, seriously, Nina, what do you want me to say?

不，說真的，Nina，你希望我說什麼？

Do you want me to say that my family is just a bunch of stupid people because they believe in something bigger than themselves?

你希望我說我的家人因為相信比自己更偉大的事物，所以是一群笨蛋嗎？

We're just idiots because we believe in the Bible?

我們因為相信聖經就都是笨蛋嗎？