Name: 羅伊伍德Jr. 揭露為什麼電子產品絕對不該當禮物送人！🎁 (Roy Wood Jr. shares why you should not buy electronics as a gift)
Uploaded: 2025-12-25T12:54:02.000Z
Duration: 6 min 32 s

Some of you are gonna be on television today.

If you are not sitting with whomever you are supposed to be sitting with, I urge you right now to please sit with your spouse.

如果你沒有跟你應該要坐在一起的人坐在一起，我現在強烈建議你，請跟你配偶坐在一起。

I don't know what you was following what's happening up in Ann Arbor with the University of Michigan.

我不知道你們有沒有在追蹤密西根大學在安娜堡那邊發生了什麼事。

We're not bringing politics and drama into it.

我們不會把政治和戲劇帶進來。

But my point is, we want the world to see what you've come to see over the last couple of decades.

但我的重點是，我們希望全世界看到你們過去幾十年來一直想看到的東西。

And we're gonna share this gift with the global audience.

我們要將這份禮物分享給全球觀眾。

Washington, D.C. and I'll see you in a couple of minutes.

S very, very, very merry Holiday Special featuring comedians Craig Robinson, Dulce Sloan and Michael Ian Black.

一個非常、非常、非常歡樂的假日特別節目，由喜劇演員 Craig Robinson、Dulce Sloan 和 Michael Ian Black 擔綱演出。

Plus music from country artist Jesse James Decker and the United States Air Force Band.

還有鄉村歌手 Jesse James Decker 和美國空軍樂隊的精彩音樂。

Please give a very, very, very merry welcome to your host, Roy.

請給予我們今晚的主持人 Roy 一個非常、非常、非常熱烈的歡迎。

I want to welcome you to my very, very, very merry Holiday Special.

歡迎來到我的非常、非常、非常歡樂的假日特別節目。

Please give it up for the United States Air Force Band.

And one thing I've learned about talking with folks in the military.

我學到一件跟軍方人士哈拉的事。

Folks in the military, they always in the military, even after they retire, they're still in the military.

軍方人士，他們永遠都在軍方，即使退役了，他們還是在軍方。

Asked my uncle how far away something was.

I said, I don't know what that means, Uncle.

我說，叔叔，我不知道那是什麼意思。

I don't know the metric system, uncle, but thank you for your service.

叔叔，我不知道公制，但謝謝你的服務。

We're here tonight to have a wonderful time with music and comedy and laughs and just celebrate the holidays first and foremost.

我們今晚在這裡要一起享受美好的音樂、喜劇和歡笑，最重要的是慶祝節日。

Washington, D.C. because that's what the holidays is all about, right?

華盛頓特區，因為這就是節日的意義所在，對吧？

The holidays is all about showing love and exhibiting forgiveness and being considerate to the next person in the world.

節日的意義就是展現愛、寬恕，並體諒身邊的每一個人。

Now, I don't know if you ever been in the airport during the Christmas season.

現在，我不知道你聖誕節期間有沒有去過機場。

Not a lot of Christmas cheer in the airport and you want to be nice, but

機場裡聖誕氣氛不多，你想表現得很友善，但是

every now and then in the airport, they just drive you crazy, right?

在機場裡，有時候他們真的會讓你抓狂，對吧？

Feel good to have a little bit of power in the airport.

Don't nothing feel better than when they call your boarding group and you get to step past somebody that's in the way.

沒有什麼比他們叫到你的登機組別，然後你可以從擋路的人旁邊走過去更爽的了。

You ever been boarding group two and you're standing behind somebody that's boarding group three, you got to tap them on the shoulder.

你有沒有遇過登機組別是二，然後你站在一個登機組別是三的人後面，你得輕拍他肩膀。

I need you to step your behind out the way.

You got to be careful during the Christmas season.

Dc, you got to be careful during the Christmas season.

華盛頓特區，聖誕節期間你得小心點。

Got to be careful not to buy somebody electronics as a gift who does not really know how to use electronics because you become their personal customer service for the rest of the time that they own that electronic.

你得小心，別送電子產品當禮物給那些根本不會用的人，因為從此以後，你就是他們產品的專屬客服了。

Anybody else in here have the burden of being the electronics expert in their family.

家裡還有其他人是擔任電子產品專家的嗎？

Everybody in the family calls you to fix their phone or fix their TV or fix their device.

家裡每個人都會打電話給你，叫你修手機、修電視或修他們的裝置。

That's what's happening in my house right now.

I was on the phone with my mama for two hours.

我跟我媽講了兩個小時的電話。

Not a dryer and a washer talking to the tv.

不是烘乾機跟洗衣機在對電視說話。

Because you know, the appliances, they talk to us now through the apps and stuff.

因為你知道，這些家電，現在都透過 App 什麼的跟我們溝通了。

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