Name: 喬若尼 (Ronny Chieng) 2025年猛批川普特赦國會暴動案、訊號門風波與伊隆馬斯克的私訊 | 主線新聞 (Ronny Chieng Took On Trump's J6 Pardons, Signalgate Fallout & Elon’s DMs in 2025 | The Daily Show)
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Trump was also getting yelled at by everyone just because he released hundreds of violent insurrectionists back into the streets or something.

川普因為釋放了數百名暴力叛亂分子回街上，或是其他原因，也被大家罵翻了。

And, yeah, okay, they beat some cops and broke some windows, but they were doing it for him.

喔，好吧，他們確實毆打了警察、砸了窗戶，但他們是為了他做的。

And the media won't shut up with these unfair gotcha questions.

媒體還一直沒完沒了地問這些不公平的陷阱式問題。

You would agree that it's never acceptable to assault a police officer?

你同意攻擊警察是永遠不能接受的，對吧？

So then if I can, among those, you pardon DJ Rodriguez.

那如果我說，在這些人裡面，你赦免了 DJ Rodriguez。

He drove a stun gun into the neck of a D.C.

他那天把電擊槍插進了被暴徒綁架的 D.C.

police officer who was abducted by the mob that day.

He later confessed on video to the FBI and pleaded guilty for his crimes.

他後來在影片中向 FBI 坦承，並為他的罪行認罪。

Because we're looking at commutes and we're looking at pardons.

因為我們在看減刑，也在看赦免。

Okay, well, we'll take a look at everything.

好的，那我們就來看看所有的事情。

Shouldn't you look at it before you issue the pardon?

你不是應該要先看過，然後才發出赦免嗎？

Step two, look into which prisoners we should release.

第二步，看看我們要釋放哪些囚犯。

So part one of his answer about this whole January 6th thing is, well, take a look.

所以他對於1月6日事件的說法，第一步就是，嗯，我們來看看。

Which is Trump speak for we will never look at this again.

這就是川普的說法，意思是我們再也不會去管這件事了。

But if that doesn't satisfy you, he has another reason.

但如果這還不夠，他還有另一個理由。

But I can say murderers today are not even charged.

但我可以說，現在的殺人犯甚至都沒有被起訴。

You have murderers that aren't charged all over you.

Take a look at what's gone on in Philadelphia.

Take a look at what's gone off in la, where people murder people and they don't get charged.

看看洛杉磯發生了什麼事，人們殺人卻沒被起訴。

See, some murderers aren't in jail, therefore nobody should be in jail.

你看，有些殺人犯沒有被關，所以誰都不該被關。

If he lets these violent criminals go, they're not.

如果他釋放這些暴力罪犯，他們就不會。

There's a chance they'll kill the other violent criminals and then they'll just cancel each other out.

有可能他們會殺死其他的暴力罪犯，然後他們就會互相抵銷。

And to be fair to Trump, he has been campaigning on releasing the Gen 6 prisoners for years now.

而且公平地說，川普這幾年來一直在競選時承諾要釋放1月6日事件的囚犯。

Everyone just assumed he didn't mean the violent ones, which would mean going through all the cases one by one.

大家就假設他不是指那些暴力份子，那樣就得一個案子一個案子地審理。

New reporting from Axios this morning details the private back and forth amongst President Trump's team over how many January 6th rioters to pardon the case by case review was onerous.

Axios 今早的新報導詳細說明瞭川普團隊內部就該赦免多少1月6日事件的暴徒進行了私下討論，逐案審查很繁瑣。

Trump staffers wondered whom to pardon and who might slip through the cracks.

川普的幕僚們想知道該赦免誰，誰可能會被漏掉。

Time was running out heading into Inauguration Day as Trump's team wrestled with the issue.

隨著就職日即將到來，川普團隊在處理這個問題時，時間所剩無幾。

Trump just said, eff it, release them all.

川普就說，管他的，全部放出來。

我從來沒有這麼能體會川普的心情。

And look, you can't expect someone to go through all these cases one by one.

你看，你不能期望一個人一個一個去審理這些案子。

I mean, the FBI did, and the prosecutors did, and the judges did, and

我是說，FBI 做了，檢察官也做了，法官也做了，還有

the juries and the paralegals and the person who types in that weird little typewriter no one else knows how to use.

陪審團、律師助理，還有那個沒人會用、很奇怪的打字機操作員。

It's much easier to just click, select all delete.

直接點擊「全選刪除」要容易得多。

So in the very first seven hours of the Trump administration, we already have our first big controversy, which of course, leads to the classic ritual of a Trump presidency.

所以川普政府上任的頭七個小時，我們就迎來了第一個大爭議，這當然也引出了川普總統任期的經典模式。

Then Republicans get asked about it, and they're like, uh, wha.

然後共和黨人被問到這件事，他們就說，呃，什麼。

Do you agree with President Trump's decision to pardon these violent people?

你同意川普總統赦免這些暴力份子的決定嗎？

如果他們真的有暴力行為的話？

Well, I've said what I said before, and that is we're not looking backwards.

嗯，我說過我之前說過的話了，那就是我們不會回頭看。

I haven't seen the details, but I think a lot of those pardons are definitely well deserved.

我還沒看到細節，但我認為很多赦免是絕對當之無愧的。

What about those who assaulted police officers and then were pardoned by the President?

那那些攻擊警察然後被總統赦免的人呢？

We're talking about people that were beating officers with fire hydran, metal batons.

我們在說的是那些拿消防栓、金屬棍棒毆打警察的人。

Tommy Tuberville didn't watch January 6th yet.

Tommy Tuberville 根本還沒看 1月6日 的影片。

But there's just so much to watch these days.

You know, he's still got 9, 11 and Benghazi on his DVR.

你知道的，他的 DVR 裡還有 911 和班加西的節目。

This is like a Titanic survivor saying, I haven't seen the movie.

這就像鐵達尼號的倖存者說，我還沒看過那部電影。

So, to sum up day one of Trump's presidency, Church is bad.

所以，總結川普總統任期的第一天，教會是壞的。

所以我想他現在是民主黨員了。

By now we all know the story about how Trump's team included a reporter in their war planning group chat.

到現在我們都知道川普團隊把一名記者加入他們的戰爭計畫群組的八卦了。

And we don't need to hear it again, but it is super funny.

而且我們不需要再聽一次，但這真的超好笑。

So let's hear about it again this morning.

所以我們今天早上就來聽聽看。

Fallen from that stunning lapse in national security.

從那令人震驚的國安漏洞中跌落。

Secretary of Defense Pete Hagseth, along with other top members of President Trump's national security team, sharing details about a planned large scale attack on Yemen earlier this month on the commercial message app Signal, and

國防部長 Pete Hagseth，以及川普總統國安團隊的其他高層成員，分享了本月稍早透過 Signal 這個通訊軟體，針對葉門計劃進行大規模攻擊的細節，而且

inadvertently including journalist Jeffrey Goldberg.

還不小心把記者 Jeffrey Goldberg 也加進去了。

On that chain, Hegseth shared operational details of forthcoming strikes, weapons deploying, and attack sequencing.

Hegseth 在那個群組裡分享了即將進行的攻擊行動細節、武器部署以及攻擊順序。

Goldberg also reported that when it comes to security, Hexset wrote at one point, we are currently clean on opsec.

Goldberg 也報導說，在安全方面，Hegseth 曾寫道，我們目前在 opsec 方面是乾淨的。

That's the acronym used for operational security.

opsec 是營運安全 (operational security) 的縮寫。

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