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And on that island, a crew of fine naval men.

在那座島上，有一群優秀的海軍弟兄。

Our only hope, marooned on a beach by those same scurvy pirates and suffering from the effects of cha.

我們唯一的希望，被那些壞血病海盜丟棄在沙灘上，還受了燒傷的影響。

The pirates had already launched a boat, and we're preparing to board our vessel.

海盜已經派出了一艘小艇，我們正準備登上我們的船。

You'll have to go down to the cargo hold and poke holes in the barrels of suntan lotion and scuttle the ship.

你得下到貨艙，把那些晒傷乳液的桶子戳破，然後擊沉船。

What are you using for ammo there, Ensign?

Oh, I rolled up an old moldy sandwich crust into a hard little ball.

喔，我把一片發黴的三明治皮捲成一個硬硬的小球。

Get down to the cargo hold and check on the captain.

Aw, he's kind of handsome for a crusty old cuss.

You won't be pilfering me precious profits today, pirates.

各位海盜，今天你們別想偷走我寶貴的利潤。

One day you'll be a plundering pirate just like your own granddad here.

總有一天，你會跟你爺爺一樣，變成一個掠奪的海盜。

所以我買了艘船，招募了一批船員。

And for years, I drifted the high seas as a pirate and booty did abound.

這些年來，我漂泊在公海，當個海盜，戰利品也堆積如山。

我開始注意到一個一再出現的主題。

所以我解僱了船員，賣掉了我的船。

Twas also the last time I saw me granddad.

那也是我最後一次見到我爺爺。

嘿，不是我那當海盜的孫子嗎？

其實啊，爺爺，我只是賣掉了。

You know, how proud it makes me to see me only grandson continuing in the family business.

知道嗎，看到我唯一的孫子繼承家業，我多麼驕傲。

And I'll be keeping me eye on your career to see how you progress.

Just remember, the only rule in the pirates code of honor is never tell a lie.

記住，海盜榮譽準則裡唯一的規則就是永不撒謊。

Why can't I just buy something for the little weirdo?

我為什麼不能給那個怪怪的小傢伙買點東西？

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