Name: 海綿寶寶美食胡鬧 45 分鐘！🍔 | @SpongeBobOfficial (45 Minutes of SpongeBob Food Foolery! 🍔 | @SpongeBobOfficial)
Uploaded: 2025-11-08T18:23:31.000Z
Duration: 47 min 33 s

I know I've said this 90 times already, but I love Krabby Patties.

我知道我已經說過九十遍了，但我愛 Krabby Patties。

I think they smell parasol meat and pineapple trees.

我覺得它們聞起來有傘肉和鳳梨樹的味道。

Hello and welcome one and all your money to Ye Olde Krusty Krabs.

大家好，歡迎來到 Ye Olde Krusty Krabs。

Although your establishment seems repugnant and foul in nature, it seems not to offend our sensitivities.

雖然你們這地方看起來又髒又噁心，但其實沒什麼冒犯我們的。

It is for that reason, plus the fact that we have been stuck on a tour bus for several days, that my sister and I were would like to eat something here.

也是因為這樣，加上我們被困在遊覽車上好幾天了，我和我妹妹想在這裡吃點東西。

Okay, but first let me call the mortician and tell him his uniform's been stolen.

好的，但請容我先打電話給殯儀館，告訴他他的制服被偷了。

These wretched hags, lovely ladies, are obviously here to eat.

這些可憐的老太婆，可愛的女士們，很明顯是來吃飯的。

I mean serve them some delicious krabby patties.

我的意思是，給她們來點美味的Krabby Patties。

Grabs, you seem to know the basic rules of behaving like a civilized boss.

Grabs，你好像知道當個文明老闆的基本規矩。

Perhaps your restaurant isn't quite the hive of degenerates it appears to be.

或許你的餐廳不像表面看起來那樣，是個龍蛇混雜的地方。

你馬上就會知道的，海綿寶寶。

I like Krabby Patties, I think they're swell.

我喜歡 Krabby Patties，我覺得它們很棒。

我喜歡 Krabby Patties，你看不出來嗎？

Krabby Patties, Krabby Patties, they're so meat.

Krabby Patties，Krabby Patties，它們真是太肉了。

Really neat, sweet to eat treat that's neat sweet treat sweet treat sweet sweet.

真的很讚，甜美的食物，很讚的甜點，甜點，甜點，甜甜。

對於酸黃瓜來說，真是個好月份。

一塊完美的肉餅放在乾淨的盤子上。

還有一隻吱吱作響又乾淨的蟹堡王。

嘿，蟹老闆，有什麼好消息嗎？

Well, actually, SpongeBob, there's two words and they're not very good.

嗯，其實，海綿寶寶，有兩個壞消息。

Well, you see, I've been doing some calculating and, you know, crunching the old numbers.

嗯，你看，我算了一下，你知道的，算了一下數字。

And it turns out that I'll save a whole nickel if I cut your salary completely.

然後我發現，如果我完全砍掉你的薪水，我可以省下整整一塊錢。

Apparently it's illegal and I lose my vendor's license.

好像是違法的，而且我會失去我的營業執照。

準備好你的第二次也是最後一次機會。

Let me show you how to make ice cream sandwiches.

我來教大家怎麼做冰淇淋三明治。

But I think you're ready for the big time.

但我認為你已經準備好迎接挑戰了。

All right, kid, relax, don't choke, and try to have fun.

好了，小子，放輕鬆，別緊張，試著享受樂趣。

I'd love to, but if I don't hurry, I'll be late for my job.

我很想，但我如果沒趕快走，我就會遲到上班了。

Sure you can handle that ice cream all by yourself?

你確定冰淇淋自己一個人吃得完嗎？

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