Name: 君主之歌 🎶 | 恐怖歷史 (The Monarchs Song 🎶 | Horrible Histories)
Uploaded: 2025-11-04T10:58:56.000Z
Duration: 4 min 27 s

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They call me the first English king although I come from France 1066 the doomsday book I gave to history so fat on death my body burst.

他們稱我為第一位英國國王，雖然我來自法國，1066年，我留下了土地普查簿，死後身體爆裂。

But enough about me to help remember all your kings I've come up with this song.

但關於我的就先到這裡，為了幫助你們記住所有國王，我編了一首歌。

A simple rhyming ditty for you all to sing along.

這是一首簡單的押韻小曲，讓大家一起唱。

That's my next eldest son then King Stephen.

那我的下一個長子，史蒂芬國王。

亨利二世殺了湯瑪斯·貝克特。

Rule restrained by Magna Carta William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John.

統治受《大憲章》限制 威廉、威廉、亨利、史蒂芬、亨利、理查、約翰。

Time for my mate King Henry VIII to take up this song.

輪到我的朋友八世國王來唱這首歌了。

Henry built the RB Ed1 hated Scots a red hot poker killed Ed2 that must have hurt him lots.

亨利建造了 RB，愛德華一世憎恨蘇格蘭人，用燒紅的鐵條殺了愛德華二世，這肯定讓他很痛。

Edward 3rd was a chivalry nerd Began the Hundred years war then Richard 2 was king age 10 then Henry yes, one more king Henry 4 plots galore, not least from Henry Voi and killed 10 score at Agincourt then Henry VI arrived Edward 4, Edward 5 Richard III he's bad cause he fought wars with Henry 7 first Judah and my dad so Henry 8 I was great.

愛德華三世是個騎士精神的書呆子，發動了百年戰爭，然後理查二世十歲就當了國王，接著是亨利，對，又一位國王，亨利四世陰謀不斷，尤其是來自亨利五世，並在阿金庫爾殺了兩百人，然後亨利六世來了，愛德華四世、愛德華五世、理查三世，他很壞，因為他與亨利七世、猶大和我父親打仗，所以亨利八世我曾很偉大。

6 wives, 2 were behead Edward VI came next but he died young.

六個妻子，兩個被斬首，愛德華六世接著繼位，但他英年早逝。

And so my dreaded daughter Mary ruled so scary.

然後我可怕的女兒瑪麗繼位，統治得令人恐懼。

I had no kids so Tudors are I P William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John the Polly Henry, Ed Hen, Rich two and three more Henry's join our song.

我沒有孩子，所以都鐸王朝是我。威廉、威廉、亨利、史蒂芬、亨利、理查、約翰、波利亨利、愛德華、亨利、理查二世和另外三個亨利加入我們的歌。

Edward, Edward Rich iii, Henry, Henry and again Mary one good Queen Bess let's be time for more men James six of Scotland next As English James I he led Then Stuarts ruled so the one who lost his head no monarchy until came me Charles too I liked to party King Jimmy too was scary Ooh.

愛德華、愛德華、理查三世，亨利、亨利，還有瑪麗，一位好女王貝絲，該是時候換男人了，蘇格蘭的詹姆士六世接著繼位，也就是英格蘭的詹姆士一世，他領導了斯圖亞特王朝，然後是那位被砍頭的，直到我來了，查理二世，我喜歡開派對，吉米國王也很可怕，喔。

Then Mary was a smarty she ruled with Bill Their shoes were filled by sourpus Queen and Gloria and so from then you were ruled by Merton along came me, Victoria, William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John Hoy Henry, Henny, Henry Shoot them.

接著瑪麗女王是個聰明的女人，她和威廉一起統治，他們的鞋子被酸皮女王和葛洛莉亞填滿了，從那以後，你由梅頓統治，接著我來了，維多利亞女王，威廉、威廉、亨利、史蒂芬、亨利、理查、約翰，嘿，亨利、亨利、亨利，射擊他們。

Three more Henrys join our song Edward, Edward, Rich I, Henry, Henry and again Mary One good Queen Bess Jimmy, Charles and Charles and Mar Jane will marry Anagora still to come it's Queen Victoria.

還有三位亨利加入我們的歌，愛德華、愛德華、理查一世，亨利、亨利，還有瑪麗，一位好女王貝絲，吉米、查理和查理，還有瑪麗珍將要結婚，安娜戈拉還在後面，是維多利亞女王。

And so began The Hannover Gang George 1 and George II grim Then George III was quite absurd Till I replaced old him King George IV and known henceforth as Angry Fat and Cross.

於是漢諾威幫開始了，喬治一世和喬治二世很嚴肅，接著喬治三世有點荒謬，直到我取代了他，喬治四世，從此被稱為又胖又生氣又難搞。

Hang on, it's true you beat Napoleon but were mostly a dead loss.

等等，是真的，你們打敗了拿破崙，但大部分時間都沒什麼用。

說得對，老威廉四世是個水手，嘿！

It's nearly the end of the story as on to the scene from the best loved queen heel to Queen Victoria William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John Hoy, Henry and Edward soon and three more Henrys join us home Edward, Edward Rich iii Henry, Henry and again everyone could we best Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then Jim will marry Anna, Gloria, George, George, George, George Will, Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, Victoria I ruled for 64 years you know at 7 George 5 and 8 George 6 is 2 then reigned at how and so our famous morded song is broad right up to now William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John Hoy, Henry, Henny Edwards soon and three more Henrys join us O Edward, Edward, Richard III, Henry, Henry, Hennigan, Mary 1GoodFri Best Jimmy, Charles and Charlton Then Jim will marry Anna, Gloria, George, George, George, George, Will, Victoria, Edward, George, Edward, George 6 and Queen Liz to complete the mix that's all the English kings and queens since William first that there been horrible histories.

故事快結束了，從最受喜愛的王后到維多利亞女王，威廉、威廉、亨利、史蒂芬、亨利、理查、約翰，嘿，亨利和愛德華很快就會出現，還有三位亨利加入我們，愛德華、愛德華、理查三世，亨利、亨利，還有大家，我們能最好地吉米、查理和查理，然後吉米將結婚，安娜、葛洛莉亞、喬治、喬治、喬治、喬治、威廉、維多利亞，我統治了64年，你知道嗎，7歲的喬治五世和8歲的喬治六世是2位，然後統治了，所以我們著名的歌曲一直唱到現在，威廉、威廉、亨利、史蒂芬、亨利、理查、約翰，嘿，亨利、亨利，愛德華很快就會出現，還有三位亨利加入我們，喔，愛德

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