Name: 有人打斷我的節目向女友求婚 (Guy Interrupts My Show To Propose To His Girlfriend)
Uploaded: 2025-10-26T12:15:40.000Z
Duration: 13 min 3 s

過去簡單式

Okay, well, dude, we're at the end of the show, my guy, you say what?

好啦，那個，我們節目到尾聲了，我的哥，你說什麼？

It took me two hours and a bat to interrupt the show, but I got my best stuff.

我花了兩個小時跟一根球棒才打斷了節目，但我拿到了我最棒的東西。

You wrote the joke down, okay, Tell it at work, you asshole.

你把笑話寫下來了，好，你這個混蛋，去上班的時候講。

I'm trying to close this place down before Osha gets here.

我得在 Osha 來之前把這裡關掉。

Hey, everybody, what you just saw was footage from a live show where a guy interrupted my set because he wanted to tell a joke.

嘿，各位，你們剛才看到的是一個現場表演的片段，有個傢伙打斷了我的表演，因為他想講個笑話。

In this video, I'm going to walk you through the moments following our heated exchange that ultimately led to him proposing to his girlfriend friend on stage at my show.

在這支影片裡，我將帶你走過我們激烈爭執的後續時刻，那最終導致他在我的舞臺上向他的女朋友求婚。

Also, we do stand up videos every week, so go ahead and hit the subscribe button below so you can keep up to date with these insane crowd interactions as well as my promising ordained minister career.

另外，我們每週都會製作脫口秀影片，所以請點擊下方的訂閱按鈕，這樣你就可以隨時掌握這些瘋狂的觀眾互動，以及我前途光明的傳道牧師事業。

This video comes to us from Madison, Wisconsin.

這支影片來自威斯康辛州的麥迪遜。

An unbelievably vibrant comedy scene, which I tell people all the time, is one of my favorite places to visit.

這裡的喜劇圈真是太有活力了，我一直跟別人說，這是我最喜歡去的地方之一。

As if the events in this video weren't crazy enough already, this night also happened to be the same show where a live bat flew down from the raft mid show and attacked us.

這支影片裡的事件還不夠瘋狂嗎？那天晚上，也是同一場表演，竟然有隻活蝙蝠從天花板飛下來，在表演中途攻擊我們。

I'm trying to close this place down before Osha gets here because there's a bat in the attic.

我得在 Osha 來之前把這裡關掉，因為閣樓裡有隻蝙蝠。

If you want to see that bat video after you watch this one, you can find it in the description below.

如果你想看那支蝙蝠影片，看完這支之後，可以在下面的說明裡找到。

But for now, let's figure out why the guy in the audience wants me to tell his joke.

但現在，讓我們來弄清楚為什麼臺下的觀眾想讓我講他的笑話。

You actually seriously wrote down a joke?

Okay, well, all right, well, here's the problem.

All right, well, so the problem is I want to read it, but

好吧，所以問題是我想念它，但是

if it's very good, I don't want people driving home thinking that was good.

如果它真的很好，我不想讓大家開車回家時還覺得「哇，那真是太棒了」。

I caught glitter for nine hours from the rafters and fought off a winged rat with a stick and this guy's gonna come in with a joke at the end.

我從屋頂上抓了九小時的亮片，還用棍子打跑了一隻長翅膀的老鼠，結果這傢伙卻跑來給我講個笑話。

People are like, man, I don't know who Jason was, but

大家都在想，我不知道 Jason 是誰，但是

that guy should have been doing the show.

那個人應該要來做這個表演的。

We were Mike and Drew, they were all just warming up for Jay.

我們是 Mike 和 Drew，他們只是在為 Jay 熱身。

All right, Pass me this joke that he wrote.

好了，把這個他寫的笑話傳給我。

Jo, at this point in the show, I have no idea what the paper says.

Jo，在這個表演的階段，我完全不知道這張紙上寫了什麼。

It could be a grocery list, a murder confession, a picture of him naked on a bear rug.

可能是購物清單，也可能是謀殺告白，甚至是他裸體坐在熊皮地毯上的照片。

Even if it's a joke he wrote, I'm terrified.

就算是他寫的笑話，我也嚇死了。

Concrete detail and then commentary afterwards.

And then it's super racist, and then I get canceled.

然後它超級種族歧視，我會被取消。

I don't want you to catch me laughing at it.

And I'm like, oh, no, it was really good.

我就想說，喔，不行，它其實很好。

One way to get canceled on a piece of paper.

If you want to read it, you can come up here and read it if you want.

如果你想念，你可以上來念，你想念的話。

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