Name: 如何成為海盜第一部分 (How to be a Pirate: Part 1)
Uploaded: 2025-10-14T18:26:52.000Z
Duration: 7 min 11 s

My dearest Annabelle, I think the time has come for me to consider retiring from my maritime affairs.

我最親愛的安娜貝兒，我想是時候考慮從我的海事退休了。

As I have no son to pass my knowledge and wisdom onto, I turn to you to carry on the family business.

因為我沒有兒子可以傳承我的知識和智慧，我將家業託付給你。

But remember, it is the crew that elects their captain.

但請記住，船員們會選舉他們的船長。

Come and join me on the headland and we shall discuss your future.

來海角找我，我們將討論你的未來。

Ensure you are suitably attired and equipped for a piratical life.

確保你的服裝和配備都適合海盜生活。

Father, I have made my dramatic appearance.

父親，我已經戲劇性地出現了。

You told me to come dress like a pirate, so.

你叫我打扮成海盜來的，所以。

Yes, well, we don't need that for a moment.

是的，嗯，我們暫時不需要那個。

If you're wearing this kind of thing on board a ship, you're gonna get it caught up on the rigging when you're climbing the rat lines.

如果你穿這種東西在船上，爬索梯時會被索具勾住。

You don't announce to people that you're a pirate by what you're wearing on your clothes.

你不能靠穿著來告訴別人你是海盜。

Even if it gets wet, it won't get caught up in the rigging.

And at a push, you can take it off and stick it in your pocket.

而且，你還可以把它摘下來放口袋裡。

I read somewhere that pirates wear eye patches so that when they go and fight on another ship, they've got one eye that's accustomed to the dark.

我聽說海盜戴眼罩，是因為他們到另一艘船上戰鬥時，有一隻眼睛已經習慣黑暗了。

So when they go below decks, they've got night vision and they can swap their eyepatch over and they can see where they're going.

所以當他們到甲板下時，就有了夜視能力，可以換一下眼罩，看清楚路。

The fact is, is that we don't know of any sailors or pirates come to that, who wore eye patches.

事實上，我們不知道有任何水手或海盜戴眼罩。

If you cover your eyes, you lose your depth perception.

如果你遮住一隻眼睛，你會失去立體感。

That makes it very difficult for you to go down steps on board a ship.

這會讓你上下船梯時非常困難。

And it will also make you a terrible shot.

而且這也會讓你射擊變得很差。

You won't be able to shoot your pistols at all accurately.

你根本無法準確地射擊你的手槍。

If this was a real thing, the Royal Navy would have done it.

如果這是真的，英國皇家海軍早就這麼做了。

And when you joined the Navy, you would have been given an eye pat patch and a set of instructions how to use it.

而且當你加入海軍時，你會拿到一個眼罩和一套使用說明。

By the way, what are you going to do with this toothpick?

對了，你要拿這根牙籤做什麼？

This is a small sword, a gentleman's weapon for wearing around town and fighting duels with.

這是一把小劍，是紳士們在城裡佩戴並用於決鬥的武器。

This is not the kind of Weapon to be uses on the deck of a ship.

這不是在船甲板上使用的武器。

You need something that's more brutal, more intimidating.

你需要更殘酷、更具威脅性的東西。

我的小姑娘，你需要的是一把彎刀。

Nice protective guard for punching your opponent shorter.

漂亮的護手，可以讓你把對手打得更矮。

Far more suited for fighting on board a ship.

As a pirate, you have to keep your piece and your cutlass clean and ready for action.

身為海盜，你得保持你的槍和砍刀乾淨，隨時準備行動。

While we're there, what are you gonna do with this?

既然我們在那裡，你打算用這個做什麼？

Because everyone knows the best pirates bury their treasure.

因為大家都知道最棒的海盜會埋藏他們的寶藏。

We really don't do that kind of thing, either.

There are very few records of any treasure being buried at all.

Captain William Kidd, he did bury some treasure.

William Kidd 船長，他確實埋藏了一些寶藏。

It was dug up immediately by the Royal Navy and used as evidence in court against him.

皇家海軍立刻將其挖出，並在法庭上作為對他不利的證據。

There was one pirate, a Frenchman, Oliver Lavasier, known as leboose.

有一位法國海盜，名叫 Oliver Lavasier，人稱 leboose。

He gained so much treasure that he tried to get away with it.

他賺了這麼多錢，以至於他試圖帶著財寶逃跑。

He tried to get let off, but the French government wouldn't allow him a pardon.

他試圖脫罪，但法國政府不允許他獲得赦免。

And when he was executed on the scaffold where he was to be hanged, he stood and threw a parchment into the crowd and said in French, there are instructions on that parchment that will tell you where my treasure is buried.

當他在絞刑架上被處決時，他站了起來，將一份羊皮紙扔進人群，並用法語說，那份羊皮紙上有訓示，會告訴你們我的寶藏埋在哪裡。

It was in a cipher, so people had to work it out.

裡面是用密碼寫的，所以大家得想辦法解開。

And unfortunately, no treasure has ever been found.

還有，很可惜的是，從來沒有人找到那些寶藏。

But if you go to Madagascar right now, this very day, I'm sure you could buy on any street corner that exact document.

但如果你現在就去馬達加斯加，就在今天，我敢說你在任何街角都能買到那份一模一樣的文件。

And maybe you could search for his treasury instead.

也許你就可以去尋找他的寶藏了。

當你看起來像個真正的海盜時。

Go and get dressed properly and we'll think about getting into action.

去好好換上衣服，我們再考慮行動。

No one ever told you not to sneak up on a fella with a telescope?

沒人告訴你不能拿著望遠鏡偷偷靠近別人嗎？

Now, while my Annabelle's gone to go and make herself look like a proper pirate, I thought I'd talk to you a little bit about weapons.

現在，在我讓安娜貝爾打扮成真正的海盜時，我想跟你們聊聊武器。

On Royal Naval ships and merchantmen, the weapons were kept locked away.

在皇家海軍船艦和商船上，武器都會鎖起來。

The crew didn't get their hands on them unless it was going to get into a fight.

船員們除非要打架，否則不會拿到武器。

But on pirate ships, pirates were usually expected to look after their own weapons.

但在海盜船上，海盜通常會自己打理武器。

In the charter of Black Bart Roberts, it quite clearly says, each man shall keep his peace.

在黑鬍子巴特羅勃茲的章程裡，清楚寫著，每個人都要保管好自己的武器。

還有彎刀，保持乾淨並隨時準備戰鬥。

Now, we can't be sure the Chances are every pirate was armed with either a musket or a pistol and a cutlass.

現在，我們無法確定每個海盜都配備了火槍或手槍，以及一把彎刀。

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