Name: 麥克斯和卡羅琳成為好朋友：第 10 部分 | 2 Broke Girls (Max and Caroline Becoming Besties: Part 10 | 2 Broke Girls)
Uploaded: 2025-10-09T13:55:19.000Z
Duration: 15 min 40 s

Dad, you're the puppet guy that tried to sue us two years and three businesses ago by saying we injured you.

爸，你就是兩年前、三間店前，說我們讓你受傷而提告的那個傀儡師。

等等，我們沒有發生過性行為，對吧？

Anyway, since I changed psychopharmacologists, the puppets aren't talking to me as much.

總之，自從我換了精神藥理學家後，傀儡們就不太跟我說話了。

在特殊技能那欄，你寫了復仇。

That was supposed to be under favorite TV shows.

那應該在最喜歡的電視節目那欄的。

But can't we just let bygones be bygones?

I mean, really, I've done a lot of work on myself.

我是說，真的，我努力自我提升了很多。

I've completely, completely centered myself through a series of therapy sessions that became intensely sexual.

我透過一系列的心理治療，讓自己徹底、徹底地平靜下來，但治療過程變得非常性。

We don't like to work with nemesises, Nemesi.

我們不喜歡跟宿敵合作，Nemesi。

Let's just go with creepy people that we hate.

You too, with your porcelain skin and your businesses.

你也是，你那陶瓷般的肌膚和你的事業。

I'll go back to my crappy daytime job at FYI.

我會回去我那爛透了的 FYI 日間工作。

Cagney and Lacey, Nobody knows what the hell a dessert bar is.

Cagney and Lacey，沒人知道甜點酒吧到底是什麼。

It's signature cocktails paired with dessert confections.

Why do all my enemies have to be geniuses?

為什麼我所有的敵人都要是天才？

It's just some clerical error, so we should be able to get our license today.

只是些行政疏失，所以我們今天應該能拿到執照。

You know, you have a history of getting slappy with bureaucrats.

你知道，你過去有過跟官僚動手的紀錄。

We got this in the mail, and there's been some teensy little mistakes.

我們收到這個郵件，裡面有些小小的錯誤。

Moesha, why don't you go clean up your little Lean Cuisine explosion in the microwave.

Moesha，妳去把微波爐裡那場妳的 Lean Cuisine 爆炸清理乾淨。

I pictured you working as a drug mule or a seat filler on the View.

我想像妳去當運毒的，或是當《The View》的臨時觀眾。

Dude, I just made a mistake on the application.

嘿，我只是在申請表上犯了個錯。

Our dessert bar is supposed to open tomorrow night.

我們的甜點吧本來預計明天晚上開幕。

I gave up a boyfriend for this business, and

我為了這門生意放棄了男朋友，

I'm gonna mess up her pretty face if it doesn't work out.

如果不行，我就要毀了她漂亮的臉。

I was starting to think you didn't think I was that pretty.

我還以為你沒覺得我這麼漂亮。

If we don't fix this, we're gonna have to delay our opening.

如果我們不解決這個問題，我們就得延後開幕。

他的脖子有點生鏽，但那沒關係。

I tried to release my sexual frustration creatively, but

我試著用創意來發洩我的性慾，但是

my erotic poetry was rejected by National Pornographic for being, quote, just disgusting.

我的情色詩被國家色情雜誌以「噁心」為由退件。

There's a burrito stuck to the side of your dresser.

你梳妝臺旁邊黏著一個墨西哥捲餅。

Can't wait for you to put your butt on top of my butt in my pants.

等不及你把屁股塞進我的褲子裡了。

Geez, thanks for the nice break from being horny.

天啊，謝謝你讓我暫時擺脫色慾。

我對自己不夠浪蕩這件事感到羞愧。

Your testicles are two glistening Cadbury eggs, and mama's got a sweet tooth.

你的睪丸是兩顆閃閃發光的金莎巧克力蛋，媽媽我嘴饞了。

你想讓男人興奮，就打電話給我。

不要讓其他人出現在這個場合。

After I crush this, you want to come back to my dorm room?

我處理完這個之後，你想回我宿舍嗎？

You're sweet, junior, but I have a boyfriend who could be your father.

你人真好，學弟，但我有個男朋友，他都可以當你爸了。

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