Name: 皇帝的電話 | 機器雞 | 成人游泳 (The Emperor's Phone Call | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim)
Uploaded: 2025-09-23T19:17:10.000Z
Duration: 2 min 28 s

是你讓它從我鼻子裡流出來的。

維德，我最愛的西斯怎麼樣了？

What do you mean they blew up the Death Star?

你說他們炸燬了死星是什麼意思？

Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal?

等一下，你飛了兩個星期就是為了找到信號？

You must smell like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon.

你一定聞起來像裹著皮質焦臘肉的腳。

I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide.

我以為我的西斯黑魔王可以保護一個只有兩米寬的小型熱排氣口。

That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet.

Do you have any idea what this is going to do to my credit?

你知道這會對我的信用造成什麼影響嗎？

啊，原來如此，我總是點錯東西。

And who's going to give me a loan, jackhole?

You got an ATM on that torso light bright?

Now get your seven-foot-two asthmatic ass back here, or I'm going to tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about potamame or panda bear or whatever the hell her name is.

現在把你那七尺二的哮喘病屁股挪回來 不然我就告訴所有人 你是個多麼愛抱怨的婊子 關於potamame或者熊貓熊 或者她叫什麼來著

只是，只是，你看，你知道的、

I'm just dealing with a lot of crap right now.

我現在只是在處理很多糟糕的事情。

Death Star blown up by a bunch of f**king teenagers.

死星被一群該死的青少年炸燬了

你知道，我不是故意要抓狂的。

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