Name: 英國｜加布裡埃爾-伊格萊西亞斯 (The UK | Gabriel Iglesias)
Uploaded: 2025-07-25T03:57:55.000Z
Duration: 8 min 44 s

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And you never see wine drinkers drinking with real drinkers in dive bars.

在潛水酒吧裡，你永遠看不到酒鬼與真正的酒鬼一起喝酒。

You might see them at a social gathering like this one, or some corporate function, but never at a little hole in the wall.

你可能會在像這樣的社交聚會或公司活動中看到他們，但絕不會在牆上的小洞裡看到他們。

I'm sorry, that voice always makes me laugh.

對不起，這聲音總是讓我發笑。

Whenever I travel and I perform in England, that voice takes on a different meaning.

每當我在英國旅行和演出時，這種聲音就會有不同的含義。

Do we have people in the house from the UK?

Alright, let me tell the rest of the people about you.

好吧，讓我向其他人介紹一下你。

I love it whenever people from the UK come here to the United States because when we hear you speak, you sound incredible.

每當英國人來到美國，我都很高興，因為當我們聽到你們的演講時，你們的聲音聽起來令人難以置信。

It doesn't matter what you're talking about.

不管是什麼，我們都會被它吸引。

This is all this destruction here all over the sidewalk.

I don't know what happened over there, but the shit hit the fan.

我不知道那邊發生了什麼事，但大禍臨頭了。

Now, when one of us goes over there, man, it's very, very different because, see, we don't sound the same as them.

現在，當我們中的一個人去那裡時，夥計，情況就非常非常不同了，因為，你看，我們的聲音和他們不一樣。

As a matter of fact, as Americans, we have a certain way with the English language.

事實上，作為美國人，我們對英語有自己的一套方法。

你知道我們在他們聽來是什麼感覺嗎？

I mean, seriously, do you know how they look at us when they hear us speak?

我是說，說真的，你知道他們聽到我們說話時是怎麼看我們的嗎？

I'll tell you right now, the other day I was hanging out with Phil, right?

我現在就告訴你 前幾天我和菲爾在一起，對吧？

That son of a bitch come over to the house.

And by the way, if you sound like that here tonight, I'm just kidding.

順便說一句，如果你今晚在這裡聽起來像那樣，我只是在開玩笑。

I'll see how funny he is when he gets to the parking lot.

等他到了停車場，我就知道他有多搞笑了。

I just think it's funny that no matter what they talk about over there, they sound the same.

我只是覺得有趣的是，無論他們在那邊談論什麼，聽起來都是一樣的。

You know, whereas with us, Americans, we speak according to our environment.

要知道，我們美國人是根據環境說話的。

We all have our, for example, we all have our trying to get a good job voice.

我們都有自己的聲音，比如，我們都有想找一份好工作的聲音。

When you walk in for that interview, you don't sound the way you sound on a Saturday night when you're having a couple drinks.

當你走進面試室時，你的聲音就不會像週六晚上喝了幾杯酒後的聲音那樣了。

當你走進去的時候，就把它打開。

If you'll check my references, you'll see I'm more than qualified for this position.

如果您查看我的推薦信，就會發現我完全勝任這個職位。

Frank will tell you the amazing job I did for him two and a half weeks ago.

弗蘭克會告訴你兩週半前我為他做的了不起的工作。

Listen, I'm ready to work seven days a week, 365 days a year.

聽著，我已經準備好每週工作七天，每年工作 365 天。

And then you get to the parking lot, and you're like, You guys know we all have our daytime voice that we have around our family and our friends and our children, you know.

然後你到了停車場，你會想，你們知道，我們都有自己白天在家人、朋友和孩子面前的聲音。

And then we have our late night voice, you know, our party voice.

然後我們還有我們的深夜之聲，你知道的，我們黨的聲音。

And then if you're lucky enough, you have your late, late, late night voice.

然後，如果你足夠幸運，你還能在深夜、深夜、深夜發聲。

Some of you are looking at me like, Oh my God, Fluffy's a freak.

你們有些人看我的眼神就像在說 天啊 毛毛是個怪胎

All the kids are like, Oh, this is different.

所有的孩子都說，哦，這不一樣。

Sorry, because I see those kids, and they're just like, Dad's like, Pinchy Fluffy.

對不起，因為我看到那些孩子，他們就像，爸爸就像，毛茸茸的小松鼠。

But see, now over there, they sound the same no matter what they're doing.

但是你看，現在在那邊，無論他們在做什麼，聲音都是一樣的。

If you'll check my references, you will see I'm more than qualified for this position.

If you'll pour me the wine, I will drink it.

I'm going to part your legs like the Red Sea.

我要把你的腿像紅海一樣分開。

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