Name: 柯南對員工進行績效考核 | CONAN on TBS (Conan Gives Staff Performance Reviews | CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2025-07-23T16:52:00.000Z
Duration: 9 min 43 s

I've been told that it is my job to occasionally have performance reviews.

有人告訴我，偶爾進行績效考核是我的工作。

I've asked for some assistance from my script supervisor.

我已經請求我的劇本主管提供一些幫助。

You are a script supervisor, are you not?

好吧，你看起來很防衛，是嗎？

Because you're questioning my position on the show.

因為你在質疑我對節目的立場。

Megan, in no way do I want you to feel nervous about this.

梅根，我絕不希望你為此感到緊張。

This is just to decide whether or not you should be fired or not.

這只是為了決定你是否應該被解僱。

Okay, I have to fire three employees today.

好吧，我今天必須解僱三名員工。

這就是柯南的工作人員和船員。

Would you please identify the three people you think should go?

請你指出你認為應該去的三個人，好嗎？

Megan, do you have any complaints from me about the way that I run the show?

梅根，你對我主持節目的方式有什麼不滿嗎？

Are there any personal quirks that I have that make you uncomfortable?

我有什麼讓你不舒服的個人怪癖嗎？

I've been in the habit the last few years of walking up behind women and massaging their shoulders and saying, daddy's home.

過去幾年，我一直習慣走到女人身後，按摩她們的肩膀，然後說："爸爸回來了。

Normally, this is the point where I would give you an eight, 10% raise.

通常，這時我會給你加薪 8%或 10%。

And I'd like you to wear that here at the show and at home.

我希望你在演出現場和家裡都能穿上它。

This is your performance review and what is your position here at the show?

這是你的績效考核，你在展會上的職位是什麼？

I do a lot of things, a lot of logistics.

我做了很多事情，很多後勤工作。

I deal a lot with the Warner Brothers lot.

我經常與華納兄弟公司打交道。

I help with scouting locations for remote.

It seems to me that when someone says I do a lot of things, it's to cover the fact that they do very little.

在我看來，當有人說我做了很多事情時，似乎是為了掩蓋他們做得很少的事實。

Do you have any complaints about the work environment here?

您對這裡的工作環境有任何不滿嗎？

It's very much unlike any other business environment.

Have you ever seen me do anything that you thought was unprofessional?

你見過我做任何你認為不專業的事情嗎？

So what do you think when I walk up to you in the hallway and I jump on you and start choking you?

如果我在走廊裡走到你面前，然後撲上去掐住你的脖子，你會怎麼想？

I think it's a release valve and I think it's an act of abuse.

我認為這是一種釋放，也是一種虐待行為。

No, but now that you're saying that, now I'm concerned and maybe it is.

沒有，但現在你這麼說，我就擔心了，也許真的是這樣。

Is that okay if that's how I get my sexual thrills?

如果這就是我獲得性刺激的方式，可以嗎？

You're okay with me choking you if it gives me sexual pleasure?

如果能給我帶來性快感，你能接受我掐死你嗎？

Do you think you're strong enough to carry me out of this building if I were unconscious?

如果我失去知覺，你覺得你有足夠的力氣把我背出這棟樓嗎？

I believe I could get you out of the building.

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