Name: 手套脫下了 | "我絕對喜歡科爾伯特被炒" | 特朗普與愛潑斯坦的奇妙祕密 (The Gloves Are Off | "I Absolutely Love That Colbert Got Fired" | Trump & Epstein's Wonderful Secret)
Uploaded: 2025-07-22T16:54:23.000Z
Duration: 11 min 46 s

Last week, we learned that The Late Show will be ending in May.

上週，我們得知《晚間秀》將於五月份結束。

And I want to thank everybody who reached out to me over the weekend, including one text from an unknown number offering a high-paying IT work-from-home job for only two to three hours a day.

我要感謝上週末向我伸出援手的每一個人，包括一個陌生號碼發來的簡訊，提供一份每天只需兩三個小時的高薪 IT 工作。

And I will be sending you my routing number in May.

我將在五月份把我的路由號碼發給你。

Over the weekend, it sunk in that they're killing off our show.

週末的時候，我突然意識到，我們的節目要被砍掉了。

And now, for the next ten months, the gloves are off.

而現在，在接下來的十個月裡，手套已經脫下。

I can finally speak unvarnished truth to power and say what I really think about Donald Trump, starting right now.

我終於可以對權力說出不加修飾的真相，說出我對唐納德-特朗普的真實想法，從現在開始。

Doesn't seem to have, like, the skill set.

Doesn't have the skill set to be president.

You know, just not a good fit, that's all.

你知道，就是不合適，僅此而已。

People have been speculating about the timing of this decision from Paramount, and they're pointing out the last Monday, just two days before my cancellation, I delivered a blistering monologue in which I showed the courage to have a mustache.

人們一直在猜測派拉蒙做出這一決定的時機，他們指出，就在上週一，也就是我被取消演出資格的前兩天，我發表了一段尖銳的獨白，在這段獨白中，我表現出了留鬍子的勇氣。

I mean, obviously, CBS saw my upper lip and, boom, canceled.

很明顯，哥倫比亞廣播公司看到了我的上嘴脣，"嘣 "的一聲，就取消了。

That's why the Pringles guy lost his show.

這就是為什麼那個賣品客薯片的人失去了他的節目。

Pringles guy doesn't have a show anymore.

But don't worry, this beautiful theater will live on as the historic Ed Sullivan self-storage.

不過不用擔心，這座美麗的劇院將作為歷史悠久的埃德-沙利文自助式倉庫繼續存在下去。

Put your old records where the Beatles performed.

把你的老唱片放在披頭士樂隊演出的地方。

CBS, our network, CBS, who I want to reiterate have always been great partners, put out a statement saying very nice things about me and about the show, and thank you to them for that.

哥倫比亞廣播公司（CBS），我們的電視網，我想重申的是，他們一直都是很好的合作伙伴，他們發表了一份聲明，對我和這個節目說了很多很好的話，謝謝他們。

They clarified that the cancellation was purely a financial decision.

他們澄清說，取消計劃純屬財務決定。

But how could it purely be a financial decision if the late show was number one in ratings?

但是，如果晚間節目的收視率排名第一，這又怎麼可能純粹是一個經濟決定呢？

A lot of folks are asking that question, mainly my staff's parents and spouses.

很多人都在問這個問題，主要是我的員工的父母和配偶。

Well... over the weekend, somebody at CBS followed up their gracious press release with a gracious anonymous leak, saying they pulled the plug on our show because of losses pegged between $40 million and $50 million a year. $40 million's a big number.

嗯......上週末，哥倫比亞廣播公司（CBS）的某個人在發佈了一則親切的匿名消息之後，又發佈了一則親切的匿名消息，說他們撤掉了我們的節目，因為每年的損失在 4000 萬到 5000 萬美元之間。四千萬是個大數字

I could see us losing $24 million, but where would Paramount have possibly spent the other $16 million?

我可以看到我們損失了 2400 萬美元，但派拉蒙會把另外的 1600 萬美元花在哪裡呢？

我是說，晚間節目的排名如何？

Like, Jim, what other companies lost that kind of money last year?

比如，吉姆，去年還有哪家公司損失了這麼多錢？

I told them we should stop offering the audience unlimited shrimp.

我告訴他們，我們應該停止向觀眾提供無限量的蝦。

So, with those numbers, I got to say, it makes sense we'd be canceled.

是以，從這些數據來看，我們被取消也在情理之中。

In a completely unrelated story, on Friday, Donald Trump posted, I absolutely love that Colbert got fired.

週五，唐納德-特朗普（Donald Trump）發佈了一條完全無關的消息："我絕對喜歡科爾伯特被解僱。

His talent was even less than his ratings.

他的才華甚至不如他的收視率。

Would an untalented man be able to compose the following satirical witticism?

一個沒有才華的人能夠寫出下面的諷刺俏皮話嗎？

He, uh, the president went on, I hear Jimmy Kimmel is next.

他，呃，總統繼續， 我聽說吉米Kimmel是下一個。

不，不，不，絕對不行，基梅爾。

Okay, there's only room for one on this cross, and I got to tell you, the view is fantastic from up here.

好吧，這個十字架上只能坐一個人 我得告訴你，從這裡往上看，景色美極了

Look, I promise I have more to say about all this after the commercial break over there.

聽著，我保證廣告結束後，我還有更多的話要說。

Um, the only other story out there, it's kind of a small one, the president was buddies with a pedophile.

還有一個小故事 總統和戀童癖是好朋友

Um, on-on Friday, The Wall Street Journal dropped an absolute bombshell.

嗯，上週五，《華爾街日報》拋出了一枚重磅炸彈。

They are reporting that in 2003, Trump sent a birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein for his 50th birthday that was sexually suggestive.

他們報道稱，2003 年，特朗普在傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦 50 歲生日時給他寄了一封帶有性暗示的生日信。

It's the most inappropriate birthday gift since Carvel debuted Fudgy the Hung Like a Whale.

這是自 Carvel 推出 "像鯨魚一樣餓的 Fudgy "以來最不合適的生日禮物。

According, according, according to The Wall Street Journal, Trump's letter featured several lines of typewritten text framed by the outline of a naked woman which appears to be hand-drawn with heavy marker.

據《華爾街日報》報道，特朗普的信中有幾行打字文字，邊框是一個裸體女人的輪廓，似乎是用濃重的馬克筆手繪的。

In the drawing, a pair of small arcs denotes the woman's breasts, and the future president's signature is a squiggly Donald below her waist mimicking pubic hair.

在這幅畫中，一對小弧線表示女性的乳房，未來總統的簽名是她腰部下方模仿陰毛的唐納德斜線。

That means Donald Trump has drawn pubic hair on every executive order.

這意味著唐納德-特朗普在每項行政命令上都畫上了陰毛。

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