Name: 柯南希望在波士頓設立 "柯南-奧布萊恩日" (Feat. Ayo Edebiri) | 柯南-奧布萊恩需要朋友 (Conan Wants A “Conan O’Brien Day” In Boston (Feat. Ayo Edebiri) | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)
Uploaded: 2025-07-21T17:14:08.000Z
Duration: 8 min 46 s

過去簡單式

No, you, okay, wait, I forgot that this is the start.

不，你，好吧，等等，我忘了這才是開始。

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Because you came in hot, so my eyes started getting hot.

因為你來的時候很熱，所以我的眼睛也開始發熱。

Yeah, that's okay, I like it when we start off hot.

是啊，沒關係，我喜歡一開始就熱熱鬧鬧的。

And also, you're one of those people where I start doing bits right away.

還有，你是那種我馬上就開始做的人。

I don't know if it was an Oscar thing or whatever.

我不知道是不是因為奧斯卡獎什麼的。

I hadn't, I don't think that we had really formally met each other.

And both of us doing bits right away like idiots.

我們倆就像傻瓜一樣，馬上就做了起來。

在公共場合犯規、犯規、犯規。

Yes, but then you did me this great kindness, which is, my children, and this is to their credit, they're not having the whole Conan O'Brien shtick.

是的，但你對我有個很大的恩惠，那就是，我的孩子們，這要歸功於他們，他們不喜歡柯南-奧布萊恩的那套把戲。

從來沒有，也從來沒有喜歡過。

You made a quick video for my daughter who adores you, and you made a video where you basically said, no, no, your dad's okay.

你給我女兒拍了一段視頻，我女兒很喜歡你，你拍的視頻基本上是說，不，不，你爸爸很好。

And I sent that to my daughter, and it got me like 24 hours of solid street cred.

我把它發給了我女兒，這讓我有了 24 小時的街頭信譽。

But it didn't look like she was in a hostage situation where you were making-

但她看起來並不像是在人質危機中，你正在製造--

Yeah, because I had my gun up to my head anyway, so I brought my gun.

是啊，反正我也把槍頂在頭上了，所以我就把槍帶來了。

She held herself hostage while she made me a hostage video.

她一邊挾持自己，一邊給我製作人質視頻。

I always carry around a gun in a newspaper.

我總是把槍夾在報紙裡隨身攜帶。

But that wasn't the, well, that was the first time that we met, but do you remember the first time we should have met?

但那不是，嗯，那是我們第一次見面，但你還記得我們應該第一次見面嗎？

We should have met when I saw you way across the street, or I thought I saw you, but I wasn't sure it was you, and I was with my real assistant, the one who actually does things for me, David Hopping.

我們本該在街對面看到你的，或者說我以為我看到你了，但我不確定那是不是你，我當時和我真正的助手在一起，那個真正為我做事的人，戴維-霍普平。

Come on, you've been phoning it in for like eight years.

得了吧，你這八年來都是在敷衍了事。

If you trained him, he wouldn't be doing shit.

如果你訓練他，他什麼都不會做。

This is like, I was gonna say a dragger, but that doesn't make sense.

這就像，我本來想說是拖拉機，但這說不通。

No, what happened was I was with David, and we were trying to figure out, there's a group of people across a wide street, and we're looking, and we're thinking, is that Ayo?

不，當時我和戴維在一起 我們在想，在寬闊的街道對面有一群人 我們在看，我們在想，那是阿約嗎？

And we weren't sure, and then I thought, should I cross the street and say, hi, are you Ayo?

我們也不確定，然後我想，我是不是應該過馬路說，嗨，你是阿約嗎？

I didn't know what to do, so I didn't do it, and I didn't realize that you guys-

我不知道該怎麼做，所以就沒做 我也沒意識到你們--

So it was me, Lionel Boyce, who's also on Bear With Me, and then Tyler, the creator, and then one of our other friends.

我、萊昂內爾-博伊斯（Lionel Boyce）、泰勒（主創人員）和我們的其他朋友都參與了《與我同熊》。

So it's like, we're like four black people on Launch Mart, basically.

所以，我們就像是 "啟動超市 "裡的四個黑人。

然後我們就想，為什麼會這樣？

Like, there's this white guy across the street who's really tall, and he's walking kind of weird.

比如，街對面有個白人，個子很高，走起路來怪怪的。

And then I was like, well, that's like, that's surely Conan O'Brien.

然後我就想，那肯定是柯南-奧布萊恩（Conan O'Brien）。

And then Lionel was like, don't be racist.

然後萊昂內爾就說，別種族歧視。

Like, you can't just say, like, a tall white guy and be like, that's Conan.

比如，你不能只說一個高個子白人，就說那就是柯南。

And he was like, and Conan wouldn't walk like that also.

But then, like, now that I'm also thinking about you, like, you have this group of, like, four black people of being like, well, surely I can't cross the street and just be like, are you, are you the famous white thing?

但是，現在我也在想你，你有這樣一群人，比如，四個黑人，我肯定不能過馬路，就像，你，你是那個著名的白人嗎？

And then, and then also we were like, oh, that's, well, he was kind of walking funny because he kept kind of looking back, but we were in this, like, weird Mexican standoff of, like, recognition.

然後，然後我們就像，哦，那是，好吧，他走得有點滑稽，因為他一直有點回頭看，但我們在這個，就像，奇怪的墨西哥對峙，就像，識別。

Also, you guys were kind of partway behind a tree.

And, you know, I, and so I, I said to David and he was like, I'm not sure.

然後，你知道，我，所以我，我對戴維說，他說，我不確定。

And then, I mean, David is welcome to come in at any point and straighten out this mix up.

然後，我的意思是，歡迎戴維隨時過來，把這個混淆的問題理清。

He might be off doing some real, running some real errands.

他可能會去做一些真正的事，跑一些真正的腿。

And then we got upstairs and I was like, I'm telling you,

然後我們上了樓，我就想，我告訴你、

And I wish I had gone across the street and said something.

我真希望我當時走到街對面，說點什麼。

Is this the first time you guys have confirmed this and talked about this?

這是你們第一次確認並談論此事嗎？

柯南希望在波士頓設立 "柯南-奧布萊恩日" (Feat. Ayo Edebiri) | 柯南-奧布萊恩需要朋友 (Conan Wants A “Conan O’Brien Day” In Boston (Feat. Ayo Edebiri) | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend)

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