Name: 當你和媽媽未婚夫的弟弟約會時 | 媽媽 (When You Date Your Mom's Fiance's Brother | Mom)
Uploaded: 2025-07-03T23:12:23.000Z
Duration: 20 min 36 s

Why wouldn't I be here? It's my fiancé's house.

我為什麼不在這裡？這是我未婚夫的房子

又是一場精彩的演講我們能走了嗎？

Actually, I was thinking you could come in for a sec.

事實上，我在想你可以進來一下

We're trying to help you two asshats be more like us.

我們想幫你們兩個混蛋變得更像我們。

Look, nobody's had more bad water under the bridge than me and Amazon Prime over here.

聽著，沒有人比我和亞馬遜首相之間的恩怨更深了。

But we got over it. And if we can, anyone can.

但我們熬過來了。如果我們能，任何人都能。

Okay, why don't I help get the ball rolling?

Patrick, Adam is upset with you because you hogged all the surfboard money for yourself.

帕特里克，亞當對你很不滿，因為你把衝浪板的錢都佔為己有了。

No, it's not. Patrick was just a kid starting up a business. You're the one who bailed on him.

不，不是這樣的。帕特里克只是個創業的孩子是你拋棄了他

You took off for Hollywood to start your big stuntman career.

你去了好萊塢，開始了你的特技演員生涯。

I got it off the ground for you, and then something good happened to me. I'm so sorry.

我為你把它啟動了 然後我就遇到了好事真對不起

Off the ground? I worked 16-hour days without you. I had to quit school.

離開地面？沒有你，我每天工作 16 個小時。我不得不輟學

Our business was great, and you didn't share a dime with me.

我們的生意很好，你卻沒分我一分錢。

Oh, please. I don't see you for 10 years. How is it still our business?

別這樣我都十年沒見你了怎麼還關我們的事？

I was working on movies. I was on location. I'm sorry I wasn't there to hold your hand.

我為電影工作。我在拍攝現場很抱歉我沒能在你身邊牽著你的手

You know, I started this business to be with my brother, but since all you care about is money, I'm happy to write you a check.

你知道，我創業是為了和我哥哥在一起，但既然你只關心錢，我很樂意給你開張支票。

You know, if you wanted to be with me so badly, where were you when this happened?

如果你那麼想和我在一起 發生這種事的時候你在哪裡？

I was in the hospital for a year. Guys I hadn't seen since high school came by. You never did.

我在醫院住了一年。高中後就沒見過的人都來了你從沒來過

Because I figured I was the last person you'd ever want to see.

因為我覺得我是你最不想見到的人。

Why wouldn't I want to see you? You're my brother.

我為什麼不想見你？你是我哥哥

If I'd known that, I'd have been there in a second.

Now would be the perfect time to get that check.

現在正是拿到支票的最佳時機。

My date's having dinner with your fiancé and I'm having my ninth meal of the week with you.

我的約會對象正在和你的未婚夫共進晚餐，而我正在和你吃本週的第九頓飯。

Bringing them together feels good though, right?

不過，讓他們走到一起的感覺很好，不是嗎？

Yeah, it does. We saved a family tonight.

I'm going to say this to you because you get it, but I wouldn't say it out there.

我要對你說這些是因為你明白，但我不會在外面說。

It was a little weird seeing those two crying.

看到他們兩個哭，感覺有點怪怪的。

No. I will be asleep when Adam gets home tonight.

不，亞當今晚回家時我已經睡了。

You know, if things work out and we marry these guys, you'd be my mother and my sister-in-law.

你知道，如果一切順利，我們嫁給這些人，你們就是我的母親和嫂子。

And you'd be married to your step-uncle, which would make you your own niece.

你會嫁給你的繼舅舅，這樣你就是你的親外甥女了。

The sad part is, not the weirdest thing we've ever done.

可悲的是，這並不是我們做過的最奇怪的事情。

I bet that fancy steakhouse didn't serve egg salad with an ice cream scoop.

我敢打賭，那家高級牛排館肯定不會提供雞蛋沙拉配冰激凌勺。

I think it'll pair nicely with your Mr. Pibb.

我覺得它和你的皮博先生很配。

Hospital sushi. I see you have a taste for adventure.

我們的五分鐘和平時光結束了。

Don't mind me. I'm not here to spy. I just had to get Marjorie another tea.

別管我我不是來監視的我只是想再給馬喬裡倒杯茶

天啊 你說什麼 Oh, God.你說什麼？

I just asked, hypothetically, if Victor died, did she think she would die very quickly afterward?

我只是假設性地問一下，如果維克多死了，她覺得自己會很快死掉嗎？

Drop the eyebrow, Missy. It's a thing, like penguins.

放下眉毛，大小姐就像企鵝一樣

Thank you for being so understanding through all of this.

Something really sexy is about to happen right now.

Oh, that salmon roll tasted like a penny.

哦，三文魚卷吃起來就像一便士。

Would you like some room temperature egg salad?

No, thanks. I'm really just here for the company.

不用了，謝謝我真的只是來陪你的

So, can we go to a real dinner tomorrow night?

那麼，明晚我們能去吃一頓真正的晚餐嗎？

I'd love to, but I actually have to get back home tomorrow.

我很想去，但實際上我明天就得回家了。

Well, I, you know, I knew that eventually you would have to get back, but I'm going to miss you.

我知道你最終還是要回來的 但我會想你的

I'm going to miss you too, but it's not like I live in Australia.

我也會想你的，但我又不住在澳洲。

That's true. Santa Cruz is only a three hour and twelve minute drive.

沒錯。聖克魯斯的車程只有三小時十二分鐘。

我可能在谷歌上挨家挨戶搜索過我們。

Well, I'm in no position to judge. I've Googled you too.

我沒資格說三道四。我也在谷歌上搜索過你。

順便說一句，這張照片拍得不錯。

我的頭髮是紮成馬尾還是垂下來的？

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