Name: 美國太愛狗 #狗 #美國 #美國 #紐約 #脫口秀 (America loves dogs TOO MUCH #dogs #america #usa #nyc #talkshow)
Uploaded: 2025-06-25T03:28:36.000Z
Duration: 57 s
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Dogs should not be in restaurants, dogs should not be on the train.

狗不應該出現在餐館裡，狗不應該出現在火車上。

Bro, I know people that have health insurance for their dog, and they don't have health insurance for their kid.

兄弟，我知道有人給自己的狗買了醫療保險，卻沒有給自己的孩子買醫療保險。

And look, I'm gonna extrapolate on that take, bro, this might be-- this might be a little a little spicy hot take.

聽著，我要推斷一下，兄弟 這可能是 - - 這可能是一個小 有點辣辣的熱門話題。

One thing that Americans love, like they love dogs, is guns.

You know how you solve that problem? You get some crazy incel to shoot up like five kennels.

你知道怎麼解決這個問題嗎？你可以找一些瘋狂的不倫之戀者來射殺五個狗窩。

Once they show those puppies disemboweled, bro, all crazy looking...

一旦他們展示那些小狗被開膛剖肚，兄弟，所有瘋狂的樣子...

Every white woman in America is gonna shed a tear simultaneously, and AR-15s will be banned forever.

美國的每個白人婦女都會同時流下眼淚，AR-15 將被永遠禁止。

Theoretically... Hypothetically speaking...

If there was one kennel shooting, there would be no more school shootings in America.

如果只發生一起狗舍槍擊案，美國就不會再發生校園槍擊案。

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美國太愛狗 #狗 #美國 #美國 #紐約 #脫口秀 (America loves dogs TOO MUCH #dogs #america #usa #nyc #talkshow)

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simultaneously

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