Name: 當他不擅長髮短信時 (When He's Bad At Texting)
Uploaded: 2025-06-23T02:54:47.000Z
Duration: 4 min 5 s

情態助動詞 A2

It's just like, I can't tell if he's like into me.

I don't know, it's like when we're together, everything is great, but like the second we're apart and he's texting me, he's just like like super weird and distant.

我不知道，就好像我們在一起的時候，一切都很好，但我們一分開，他給我發簡訊，他就變得超級奇怪和疏遠。

I'll just, I'll text him right now and I'll show you.

我現在就給他發短信，讓你看看。

Honestly, I doubted you, but you might be right about this.

老實說，我懷疑過你，但你可能是對的。

The conversation is over before it's even started.

Give him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he was on his watch because he doesn't have his phone and so he gave you one of those automatic responses because he didn't want to leave you waiting.

請相信他，也許他在看錶，因為他沒帶手機，所以他給了你一個自動回覆，因為他不想讓你久等。

Okay, just give him a, how's your day going?

好吧，給他一個，你今天過得怎麼樣？

The balls on this guy, that is what I'm saying.

Not even an emoji, this guy is giving me nothing.

連個表情符號都沒有，這傢伙什麼都沒給我。

Maybe he's having like the worst day of his life, yeah, maybe he's doing that thing that guys do where he doesn't want to show emotion or dump on you in any capacity, so he just gives you a super standard diplomatic response.

也許他正在經歷人生中最糟糕的一天，是的，也許他正在做男人都會做的事，他不想在你面前表現出情緒或傾訴，所以他只是給你一個超級標準的外交回應。

Yeah, but it's like, how am I, you know, like I was doing great before you started texting me like you wanted to murder me, but now I'm not doing so great.

是的，但這就像，我怎麼了，你知道， 就像我做的很好 之前，你開始發短信給我 像你想謀殺我， 但現在我做的不是那麼好。

This guy is a real piece of work, not even a follow up question.

這傢伙真是個廢物，連個追問都沒有。

Oh my God, what if he like is one of those guys that has like a second family.

天啊，如果他是那種有第二個家庭的人怎麼辦？

And I am just like the Jezebel on the side.

He doesn't want to have racy stuff in writing.

他不想在書面上寫一些葷段子。

Oh my God, what if I'm saved in his phone as like Andy from accounting.

天啊，要是我在他手機裡存的是會計部的安迪怎麼辦？

Yeah, you are so right, I do not deserve this.

是啊，你說得太對了，我不應該受到這樣的待遇。

Absolutely, you'll have it first thing Monday morning.

是的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的。

It's like he didn't even think that it was worth taking the time to respond, so he just like hearted it, it's like it's my boobs, fuck this guy, I can't fucking believe I.

就好像他根本不認為值得花時間回覆，所以他就心安理得地回覆了，就好像這是我的胸部，去他的，我真他媽不敢相信。

You don't need that motherfucker, so much of my time, don't give him one more second.

你不需要那個狗孃養的 浪費我那麼多時間 別再給他一分一秒了

We lived in this house together for the last eight years.

在過去的八年裡，我們一起住在這所房子裡。

Also, why are our wedding photos in the front yard?

還有，為什麼我們的結婚照放在前院？

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當他不擅長髮短信時 (When He's Bad At Texting)

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