Name: 戴安回來了？| Rick and Morty | 成人游泳頻道 (Diane is Back? | Rick and Morty | adult swim)
Uploaded: 2025-06-06T03:05:09.000Z
Duration: 4 min 19 s

Bomb, almost killed her, take care of our wife.

炸彈，差點殺了她，照顧好我們的妻子。

瑞克，不，哦，我的上帝，不，不！

Why is dead grandma alive in our living room?

為什麼死去的奶奶還活在我們的客廳裡？

Oh, great questions, you guys get reacquainted while we grab some equipment.

哦，問得好，你們重新熟悉一下，我們去拿些設備。

I knew he was working on teleportation, but wouldn't this be time travel?

我知道他在研究瞬移，但這不就是時間旅行嗎？

Oh, dad never touches time travel, he calls it the Long Island iced tea of science fiction.

哦，爸爸從不碰時間旅行，他稱之為科幻小說中的長島冰茶。

Yes, okay, I figured it's better to do this in front of you, I didn't want to walk in de-aged.

是的，好吧，我想還是當著你的面說比較好，我可不想 "減齡 "進去。

I don't even want to call you that, that's my husband's name.

我都不想這麼叫你，那是我丈夫的名字。

爸爸，你會給她造成心理創傷的。

It's my face too, and now Diane gets to understand that I'm still sexy and a genius.

這也是我的臉 現在黛安明白了 我依然是個性感的天才

Hello, Diane, here's the song I rehearsed, you had a bad day and Rick made it worse.

你好，黛安，這是我排練的歌 你今天過得很糟糕，裡克讓它更糟了

他感覺很糟糕，所以創造了我。

Why do I have memories of being a human child?

為什麼我會有人類小孩的記憶？

God damn it, there was a whole second verse about inviting you to the zoo with the family.

該死的，第二節有一整節是關於邀請你和家人一起去動物園的。

Yeah, I used them on a law enforcement drone that the feds had me build.

是啊，我在聯邦調查局讓我造的執法無人機上用過。

我們就是這樣，我也是這樣認識我妻子的。

And this one time we raised a civilization living on a zit on my face and grandpa helped me rule over it as queen.

有一次，我們用我臉上的痘痘養育了一個文明，爺爺幫我當上了女王。

It sounds like you guys are a real family now.

聽起來你們現在是真正的一家人了。

I wish you could have been part of it, mom.

I always wished I knew what they were saying.

我總是希望自己知道他們在說什麼。

Your master's thesis, non-human intelligence.

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