Name: 獲取醫用大麻的最糟糕方式 - Key & Peele (The Worst Way to Get Medical Marijuana - Key & Peele)
Uploaded: 2025-06-06T03:00:20.000Z
Duration: 1 min 55 s

Telling you it's totally legal, these doctors, they'll prescribe medical marijuana to anyone, man.

告訴你這是完全合法的 這些醫生 他們會給任何人開醫用大麻的處方 夥計

It doesn't matter, they want to give you prescription, it's how they get paid, just make something up.

沒關係，他們想給你開處方，這就是他們獲得報酬的方式，隨便編點什麼吧。

All right, I'm going to ask you a couple questions and then we're.

好吧，我會問你幾個問題，然後我們。

As in I got it, need lots of weed to get rid of it.

就像我得到了它，需要大量的大麻來擺脫它。

All right, uh, are you are you sure you're not suffering from anything else like, you know, back pain?

好吧，呃，你確定你沒有其他病痛，比如，你知道的，背痛？

Okay, Mr. Washington, let's just slow your roll for a second here.

好吧，華盛頓先生，我們先緩一緩。

If you had AIDS, then I would have to verify it by saying test results, whereas if you have back pain or anxiety or anything else that I can't test for, then I can give you this prescription for cannabis right now.

如果你得了艾滋病，那麼我必須通過檢測結果來驗證，而如果你有背痛、焦慮或其他我無法檢測的疾病，那麼我現在就可以給你開出大麻處方。

No, no, because if you had leprosy, I'd have to quarantine you.

不，不，因為如果你得了麻風病，我就得把你隔離起來。

What do you, no, okay, I see your fingers falling off.

你怎麼了，不，好吧，我看到你的手指脫落了。

No, don't do that though, that's not going to work.

不，別這麼做，那是行不通的。

No, Mr. Washington, something from this century.

不，華盛頓先生，是本世紀的東西。

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