Name: 如果口香糖是家庭真人秀 | Elmoreflix 特輯 | Cartoon Network #Parody (If Gumball were a Family Reality TV Show | Elmoreflix Special | Cartoon Network #Parody)
Uploaded: 2025-06-02T03:20:42.000Z
Duration: 5 min 1 s

I don't think you notice all the work I do around here and I think it's about time you appreciated me.

我想你沒有注意到我在這裡所做的一切，我想現在是你欣賞我的時候了。

Then why don't we check up on all this hard work of yours?

那我們為什麼不檢查一下你的辛勤工作呢？

Can you please explain why the grass is so long?

你能解釋一下為什麼草這麼長嗎？

Because the kids haven't had their breakfast yet.

See, no plates and no cutlery means no washing up.

瞧，沒有盤子和餐具就意味著不用洗碗。

And at least 30% of it goes in their mouth.

而且至少有 30% 都進了他們的嘴裡。

No, there's baby shampoo in there as well as fabric softener so their eyes won't sting.

不，裡面有嬰兒洗髮水和織物柔順劑，這樣他們的眼睛就不會刺痛了。

I am a black forest gâteau with a crunchy shortbread base, multiple layers of praline and a glossy cocoa finish.

我是黑森林蛋糕，有鬆脆的酥餅底、多層果仁糖和光亮的可可粉。

Must be a black forest gâteau with a crunchy shortbread base, multiple layers of praline and a glossy cocoa finish.

一定是黑森林蛋糕，有鬆脆的酥餅底、多層果仁糖和光亮的可可粉。

We never have to worry about the end of the month again!

我們再也不用擔心月底的問題了！

I can get a submarine to school every day.

But there's no water between here and school.

I can finally call myself retired instead of unemployed.

我終於可以說自己退休了，而不是失業了。

You see such a large amount of cash is bound to belong to somebody shady and it's very likely they'll send someone to retrieve it.

你看，這麼一大筆現金肯定是某個不懷好意的人的，他們很可能會派人來取走。

Wait, so now we're on the run from a hitman?

等等，我們現在是在躲避一個殺手？

I'm impressed, you're really taking this diet thing seriously.

我很佩服你，你真的很認真地對待節食這件事。

Yeah, I am, my book says if you use tiny plates you'll eat less.

是啊，我的書上說，如果你用小盤子，你就會吃得更少。

Um, that only works if you have one tiny plate.

嗯，這隻有在你有一個小盤子的情況下才會起作用。

Well, that's the no carbs diet, that's the high protein diet, that's the 5-2 diet, that's the 2-5 diet, that's the...

這就是無碳水化合物飲食法，這就是高蛋白飲食法，這就是5-2飲食法，這就是2-5飲食法，這就是...

Normally, we would call it a high-speed police chase, but the police haven't really started following him yet, so at the moment, it's more of a leisurely drive.

通常情況下，我們會稱之為警方高速追捕，但警方還沒有真正開始跟蹤他，所以目前更像是在悠閒地開車。

Can you guys believe what's on TV? I know, that owl is riding a llama.

你們能相信電視上的東西嗎？我知道，那隻貓頭鷹騎著駱駝。

Sometimes they get out and run, it's like, dude, what are you doing?

有時候，他們跑出去，就像，老兄，你在做什麼？

Maybe Mrs. Mom is right, and Anais isn't the problem, we are.

也許媽媽說得對，問題不在安奈絲，而在我們。

I'd throw norovirus into the mouth of that owl bear.

我真想把諾如病毒扔進那隻貓頭鷹熊的嘴裡。

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