Name: Max 和 Caroline 的 6 美元理髮 | 2 Broke Girls (Max and Caroline's $6 Haircuts | 2 Broke Girls)
Uploaded: 2025-05-26T03:03:20.000Z
Duration: 2 min 24 s

歡迎來到特里斯坦-埃文斯沙龍。

The $6 haircuts for poor people from the people who don't really know how to cut hair yet.

還不會理髮的人給窮人理的 6 美元的發。

No, that's not true, this is the Tristan Evans Salon.

不，這不是真的，這是特里斯坦-埃文斯沙龍。

I'm sure that everyone that's enrolled here is a genius, at least tell me they're gay.

我相信在這裡註冊的每個人都是天才，至少告訴我他們是同志。

Just have a seat over there, I'll have somebody come up from the hair school.

在那邊坐一下，我讓美髮學校的人上來。

Hair school, got it, we'll just take a seat over there till they arrive.

髮廊，知道了，我們就在那邊坐著等他們來。

Girl, you just sitting there, relax and let James make this head major.

姑娘，你就坐在那兒，放輕鬆，讓詹姆斯來做這個頭等大事。

這太奇怪了，因為我主修的是教育學。

Oh, that's a little cold, I'm sorry, what was your name again?

哦，這有點冷，對不起，你叫什麼名字來著？

Uh-huh, Dan, so just Dan, you're not like a Danny or a Dantrell?

嗯，丹，所以只是丹， 你不喜歡丹尼或丹特雷爾？

該死的，麥克斯，我有一個直的。

He keeps pushing my head down before I'm ready.

我還沒準備好，他就一直把我的頭按下去。

麥克斯，我要你把你的同志給我

Yeah, right, I'll give you my left nut before I give you my gay.

是的，沒錯，在我給你我的同志之前，我會給你我的左蛋蛋。

You weren't even gonna get your hair done.

Yeah, but I always wanted to know what it felt like to get a shampoo without a school nurse running that tiny comb through my hair.

是的，但我一直想知道，如果沒有校醫用那把小梳子梳理我的頭髮，洗髮水是什麼感覺。

Dan, I have a magazine over there with a photo of a chic, PC, choppy bob.

丹，我那邊有本雜誌，上面有一張時髦的 PC 波波頭照片。

好了，完成了，準備好切了嗎？

Let's go, I can't risk some discount hetero cutting my hair.

我們走吧，我不能冒險讓某個打折的異性戀剪我的頭髮。

I'll see you at home, I'm pretty close to a hairgasm.

我們家裡見吧，我都快慾火焚身了。

Should have been mine, I haven't had a hairgasm in years.

應該是我的，我已經很多年沒有毛髮痙攣了。

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