Name: 【趣味影片】當你意識到自己老了 (When You Realize You're Old)
Uploaded: 2025-05-09T21:01:30.000Z
Duration: 2 min 52 s

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Do any of you guys happen to have a phone I could borrow?

So... if I could use one of yours that'd be great.

所以......如果我能用你們的手機，那就太好了。

I- I literally just saw you guys filming Tik-Tok dances like three seconds ago.

我三秒鐘前才看到你們在抖音舞。

Weren't you born in like the nineteen hundreds?

I thought I was a boomer and now I'm a miss girl?

我還以為自己是個嬰兒潮世代的，現在卻成了人妖？

None of this matters, can I please just use your phone so that I can call AAA and get my car towed and go home and cry into my pillow while I make the next available appointment for Botox because apparently I look like I'm fifty.

這些都不重要，我能不能用一下你的手機，這樣我就能給 AAA 打電話，讓他們把我的車拖走，然後回家對著枕頭哭泣，同時預約下一次肉毒桿菌注射，因為顯然我看起來像 50 歲。

說真的，你的行為有點像是同性戀。

I'm not- I'm not being fruity, I'm upset and I'm- honestly I'm hormonal.

我不是，我不是同性戀，我是心煩意亂，老實說，我是荷爾蒙分泌過多。

I don't even want your guys' phone, so...

我甚至不想要你們的手機，所以...

We were just messing. You can use my phone.

我們只是鬧著玩。你可以用我的手機。

如果你給我們買一些尼古丁袋。

You know what? It doesn't- it doesn't even matter what-

你知道嗎？這不重要，重要的是--

There's a 7-Eleven on the corner. Go buy us some Zyn and I'll let you use my phone.

街角有家 7 -11。去給我們買點尼古丁袋我就讓你用我的手機。

What, what is there like nicotine in this?

怎麼，你不知道尼古丁袋是什麼嗎？

我知道尼古丁袋是什麼！好嗎？

Yo, there she is. Where's our Zyn, boomer?

喲，她來了。我們的尼古丁袋呢，嬰兒潮世代？

Oh, let's see what all the hype is about.

哦，哦，讓我們看看這東西到底有多火。

讚啦，skrrrt skrrrt，我的血管裡有冰！

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【趣味影片】當你意識到自己老了 (When You Realize You're Old)

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