Name: 你的星座是什麼？| 安瓦爾-吉巴維 (WHAT’S YOUR SIGN? | Anwar Jibawi)
Uploaded: 2025-05-02T00:36:05.000Z
Duration: 2 min 46 s

She's a perfect match, exact same blood type, all the boxes check off.

她和我完全匹配，血型完全一樣，所有條件都符合。

Oh, no, I can't have a judgmental kidney and more, I'd rather die.

哦，不，我不能有一個有判斷力的腎，而且，我寧願去死。

I'm so sorry, doctor, do you have any other options?

我很抱歉，醫生，你還有其他選擇嗎？

Okay, this is Sarah, she's a perfect match and not a Virgo.

好了，這位是莎拉，她和我是絕配，而且不是處女座。

Oh, get out of here, you two-faced hussy.

哦，滾開，你這個兩面三刀的蕩婦。

No, come back, you can't just keep declining kidneys.

不，回來吧，你不能一直減少腎臟。

我不能要一個說謊的腎臟，安沃。

Hey man, I need you to do me a favor, can you just pretend that the donor is whatever she's asking for?

嘿，夥計，我需要你幫我一個忙，你能不能假裝捐贈者是她要求的任何東西？

Hello, I can hear you, classic Leos, always lying, has to make everything about you, I'm the one who's dying.

你好，我聽得出來，典型的獅子座，總是撒謊，什麼事都要以你為中心，我才是那個快死了的人。

Okay, we have another match, this is Lisa.

好的，我們還有一場比賽，這位是麗莎。

太好了，你的金星在哪個宮位？

That means you left active service, do I look like a servant to you?

這意味著你已退出現役，你覺得我像個僕人嗎？

You're ungrateful, I'm willing to donate my kidney.

I'm sorry, I know, I know, if you could just.

對不起，我知道，我知道， 如果你能只是。

Babe, you're gonna die, what standards, you're killing me with these options.

寶貝，你會死的，什麼標準，你這些選擇簡直要了我的命。

That doesn't make any sense, it's a kidney, it's a kidney, she's the same blood type.

這沒道理啊，這是腎臟，這是腎臟，她的血型是一樣的。

Libra, Taurus rising, Venus placement in the 12th house.

天秤座，上升金牛座，金星位於第十二宮。

是的，是的，是的，我會做的。

Thank you so much, congratulations, congratulations, oh, you just saved your life, thank you.

非常感謝，恭喜，恭喜，哦，你剛剛救了你的命，謝謝。

哦，你知道嗎，我改變主意了。

Baby, you know I'm the jealous type, I'm a triple Scorpio with my son in the eighth house, my Venus in the 10th house, and my Mars in conjunct with Pluto.

寶貝，你知道我是嫉妒型的人，我是三重天蠍座，兒子在第八宮，金星在第十宮，火星與冥王星相合。

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你的星座是什麼？| 安瓦爾-吉巴維 (WHAT’S YOUR SIGN? | Anwar Jibawi)

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