Name: 吉姆連續 12 分鐘捉弄德懷特 - The Office US (Jim Pranking Dwight for 12 Minutes Straight - The Office US)
Uploaded: 2025-04-09T08:50:22.000Z
Duration: 12 min 3 s

They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid.

他們不會為愚蠢的事情頒發黑帶。

Well, I hope it was worth it, because I'm going to take it apart in about five minutes.

好吧，我希望這一切都是值得的，因為我五分鐘後就要把它拆開了。

I think it'll take you a little bit longer than that.

我想你需要的時間會比這長一點。

If I can skin a mule deer in less than ten minutes, I ought to be able to cut my...

如果我能在十分鐘內剝掉一頭騾鹿的皮，那麼我也應該能在十分鐘內切好我的...

There are basically two schools of thought.

Last week, I was in a drugstore, and I saw these glasses.

上週，我在一家藥店看到了這副眼鏡。

And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble, and that's a grand total of...

我只花了 7 美元就重新制作了其餘的服裝，總共花了...

Manage you to, on a more personal scale, a more micro form of management.

管理你到更個人化、更微觀的管理形式。

Dwight, you're going to have to sell to him without being aggressive, hostile, or difficult.

德懷特，你必須向他推銷，不能咄咄逼人、充滿敵意或刁難。

Hello, this is Dwight Schrute from the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company.

你好，我是杜德米夫林造紙公司的德懷特-施魯特

Excellent, then you are in luck, because we are having a limited time offer only on everything.

非常好，那您就太幸運了，因為我們正在對所有商品進行限時優惠。

My family built this country, by the way.

順便說一句，我的家族建立了這個國家。

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you.

模仿是最真誠的奉承，所以我謝謝你。

身份盜竊可不是鬧著玩的，吉姆。

每年都有數百萬家庭深受其害。

No, I'm just on the phone with this stupid salesman.

不，我只是在和這個愚蠢的推銷員打電話。

Probably just going to keep him on the line forever and not buy anything.

可能只是讓他永遠待在生產線上，什麼也不買。

Who were you faxing so early in the morning?

I don't have a ton of contact with this Granton branch, but before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery.

我與這家格蘭頓分店沒有太多聯繫，但在離開之前，我帶走了一盒德懷特的文具。

So from time to time, I send Dwight faxes.

所以我時不時給德懷特發傳真。

Dwight, at 8 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee.

德懷特 今天上午8點 有人在咖啡裡下了毒

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