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  • This is officially your yacht.

    - 這艘遊艇正式歸你所有了。

  • Congrats, man.

    恭喜你,老兄。

  • The only catch is I'm going to do everything in my power to destroy it.

    唯一的條件是我將盡我所能去摧毀它。

  • And it's up to you to protect it from attacks like 100 cannonballs,

    而要由你來保護它免受像100顆砲彈,

  • massive explosives, and so much more.

    大量的炸藥,還有更多的攻擊。 接下來:

  • You got to be kidding me.

    - 你一定是在開玩笑吧。

  • And you have exactly 24 hours from now to build your defenses for the yacht.

    - 而你從現在開始有整整24小時來為你的遊艇建立防禦。

  • Time has started.

    時間已經開始了。

  • Good luck.

    祝你好運。

  • All right, dude.

    - 好的,老兄。

  • Let's see if this yacht sinks.

    - 讓我們看看這艘遊艇是否會沉沒。

  • Sean, using my credit card,

    Sean,使用我的信用卡,

  • immediately bought a bunch of supplies

    立刻購買了一堆物資

  • and began building his defense against phase one, 100 cannon shots.

    並開始建立他對第一階段,100炮擊的防禦。

  • Run me through your plan.

    跟我說說你的計劃。

  • My plan is to build a giant wall angled to hopefully block the cannon fire.

    - 我的計劃是建造一堵巨大的牆,希望能夠阻擋炮火。

  • And after working all throughout the night,

    - 經過整夜的工作,

  • into the next morning and all the way through a complete

    一直到第二天早上,並完整地度過了

  • 24 hours, Sean was going to have to call it.

    24小時, Sean將不得不叫停。

  • Because the time is up.

    因為時間到了。

  • Let's go shoot some cannons.

    我們去發射一些大砲吧。

  • Will his defense protect his new yacht

    他的防禦能保護他的新遊艇

  • from a hundred cannonballs

    免受一百顆砲彈的攻擊嗎,

  • or will we start this video over with a new contestant?

    或者我們將讓一個新的參賽者重新開始這個影片?

  • Phase one of four has begun.

    四個階段的第一階段已經開始。

  • - I'm nervous. - All right, Sean.

    - 我很緊張。 - 好的,Sean。

  • We're about to fire the cannons at your new yacht.

    我們即將向你的新遊艇開砲。

  • - Terrifying. - Aim the cannon.

    - 可怕。 -瞄準大砲。

  • Fire.

    開火。

  • That's just going right through.

    - 哦,那些直接就穿過去了。

  • Dude, it is ripping through those storage containers.

    - 伙計,砲火正撕裂那些儲存貨櫃。

  • The cannons were melting through his defense like butter.

    砲火就像黃油一樣融化在他的防禦上。

  • I'm toast, man.

    - 我完蛋了,伙計。

  • I feel like I lost a little piece of my soul.

    我覺得我失去了我靈魂的一小部分。

  • And probably a piece of your yacht.

    - 也可能是你遊艇的一部分。

  • The cannons were already damaging Sean's yacht,

    砲火已經在損壞Sean的遊艇,

  • and we're just getting started.

    而我們才剛剛開始。

  • These cannons are tearing me up. She's a goner.

    - 這些砲火正在撕裂我。她完蛋了。

  • I guarantee it just went straight through.

    我保證它們會直接穿過去。

  • We kept firing cannon after cannon ripping through Sean's defense.

    - 我們不斷地發射砲火,撕裂Sean的防禦。

  • These cannons were way more hardcore than I thought they were.

    - 這些砲彈比我想像中的要強大得多。

  • After a torturous three hours.

    - 經過了痛苦的三個小時。

  • Oh, go, go, go.

    - 哦,快快快。

  • Let's go see this thing.

    我們去看看這個東西。

  • Somehow.

    - 不知怎麼的。

  • God, I hope my yacht isn't shredded.

    - 天啊,我希望我的遊艇沒有被撕碎。

  • Sean's yacht actually survived.

    - Sean的遊艇實際上倖存下來了。

  • You have a tiny hole and it hit a rail.

    你有一個小洞,它擊中了欄杆。

  • Dude.

    - 兄弟。

  • Bro, a cannonball hit right here.

    - 兄弟,砲彈就擊中在這裡。

  • But that was only the least of the damage.

    但那只是損壞的冰山一角。

  • No.

    - 不。

  • The bathroom in Sean's yacht was completely destroyed.

    - Sean的遊艇上的浴室被完全摧毀了。

  • Look at that mirror right there.

    - 看看那邊的鏡子。

  • Three cannonballs hit your yacht and you nearly survived phase one.

    - 三顆砲彈擊中了你的遊艇,你差點就在第一階段倖存下來了。

  • I'll take it. Three out of a hundred. It's pretty good.

    - 我接受。一百顆的三顆,很不錯。

  • No, I need you to take phase two more seriously.

    - 不,我需要你更認真地對待第二階段。

  • Ok.

    - 好的。

  • And if you don't think I'm being serious, I'll just show you.

    - 如果你認為我不是認真的,我就給你看看。

  • Bring out the bomb.

    把炸彈拿來。

  • In 24 hours.

    過24小時,

  • Those 15 sea bombs will explode around your yacht.

    那15個海上炸彈將在你的遊艇周圍爆炸。

  • Oh, no.

    - 哦,不。

  • And by the way, we tested these things before the video.

    順便說一下,我們在錄影之前,已經測試過這些東西了。

  • They are extremely powerful.

    它們的威力極大。

  • 15 big booms in a circle around this thing.

    - 15個炸彈在這東西周圍形成一個圈。

  • How am I going to protect this?

    我該如何保護它?

  • I'm gonna go hit the hay in a yacht surrounded by bombs.

    我要去周圍都是炸彈的遊艇上睡個覺。

  • Come back fresh in a couple of hours.

    幾個小時後精神飽滿的回來。

  • Sean got up the next morning and immediately got to work,

    - 第二天早上,Sean立刻開始工作,

  • but because of the severe thunderstorm, he couldn't use his crane.

    但由於猛烈的雷暴, 他無法用他的起重機。

  • This is brutal.

    - 這真是慘無人道。

  • We're doing everything today by hand.

    我們今天的一切都要用手工完成。

  • How are you going to pad up the yacht?

    - 你打算怎麼給遊艇加墊保護起來?

  • Mattresses.

    - 床墊。

  • That's right.

    - 沒錯。

  • Sean's big plan is mattresses

    Sean 的大計劃就是床墊,

  • and his workers bought every mattress in town.

    他的工人買下了鎮上所有的床墊。

  • All of those mattresses.

    - 所有的那些床墊,

  • We'll start ferrying them back and forth.

    我們將開始來回運送它們。

  • There we go.

    就是這樣。

  • All the way around, every inch.

    全部圍起來,每一寸。

  • I can't even tell this is a yacht anymore.

    - 我甚至無法認出這是一艘遊艇了。

  • It just looks like a bunch of mattresses.

    它看起來像一堆床墊。

  • In 2 hours, we blew up the mines and he hasn't really done

    - 在兩小時內,我們引炸地雷,他做的

  • as much as I thought.

    實際上沒有我原以為他會做的那麼多。

  • These are heavy.

    - 這些很重。

  • You know how much easier this would be with the crane?

    你知道如果有起重機,這會有多容易嗎?

  • You know how much easier this would be if it wasn't in water?

    - 你知道如果這不在水裡,會有多容易嗎?

  • Yes.

    - 是的。

  • Clock's ticking.

    時間在滴答作響。

  • This is not looking good.

    - 這看起來不太好。

  • I don't think his yacht's going to survive.

    我不認為他的遊艇能撐得住。

  • Three, two, one.

    - 三,二,一。

  • Time's up.

    時間到。

  • That's all I'm going to get.

    - 這就是我能做的全部。

  • So he has some mattresses and water jugs.

    所以他有一些床墊和水壺。

  • Karl, can you cover his ears?

    Karl,你能遮住他的耳朵嗎?

  • This might be the most hideous thing I've ever seen.

    這可能是我見過的最醜的東西。

  • What I'm getting from you is you don't think this is going to work?

    我從你那裡得到的訊息是你不認為這會成功?

  • - Yeah. - Yeah?

    - 對。 - 是的?

  • Yeah.

    - 對。

  • Let's see if the yacht sinks.

    讓我們看看這艘遊艇會不會沉沒。

  • Any last words?

    有什麼最後的話嗎?

  • Can I have the hat?

    - 我可以要那頂帽子嗎?

  • I will give you my hat if your yacht survives.

    - 如果你的遊艇沒有沉,我就給你我的帽子。

  • All right.

    - 好的。

  • Three, two, one.

    - 三,二,一。

  • Blow it up.

    引爆吧。

  • No!

    - 不!

  • Oh my gosh.

    哦,我的天哪。

  • - There's no way that didn't do damage. - It is over.

    - 不可能沒有造成損害。 -結束了。

  • - Come on. - Let's go check it out.

    - 來吧。 我們去看看。

  • My yacht.

    - 我的遊艇。

  • It looks good.

    - 看起來不錯。

  • She's still standing.

    她還屹立不動。

  • You did it.

    - 你做到了。

  • It just burned the mattresses. That's right.

    - 只是燒壞了床墊。 就是這樣。

  • I'm not sure what to say.

    我不確定該說什麼。

  • Somehow, these mattresses were actually

    不知怎麼的, 這些床墊實際上

  • a very effective defense against the mines.

    是對抗地雷的非常有效的防禦。

  • In front of us is phase three.

    我們前面是第三階段。

  • This attack consist of three different levels.

    這次攻擊包含三個不同的層次。

  • We're going to be launching a million fireworks

    我們將向你的遊艇直接

  • straight at your yacht,

    發射一百萬枚煙火,

  • followed by a barrage of flaming arrows, a level higher

    接著是一陣燃燒箭的猛烈攻擊,層次更高,

  • and finally catapults launching flaming death balls from the sky.

    最後是彈射器從天空投下燃燒的死亡之球。

  • And by now, Sean's build strategies were getting pretty efficient.

    到這個時候,Sean的建造策略已經變得相當高效。

  • He gave his crew orders.

    他給他的團隊下達了命令。

  • Yeah, let's go ahead and get those

    - 是的,讓我們繼續把那些

  • containers moved into place for phase three.

    貨櫃移動到第三階段的位置。

  • Then got some much needed rest while they worked.

    - 然後在他們工作的時候得到了一些急需的休息。

  • Now it's on to trebuchets, fireworks and flaming arrows.

    - 現在我們要進行的是彈射器、煙火和燃燒箭。

  • What is your plan?

    - 你的計劃是什麼?

  • My plan is to basically get more shipping containers and build a giant wall.

    - 我的計劃基本上是利用更多的貨運集裝箱並建造一個巨大的牆。

  • And I'm basically just hoping that that wall will be

    我基本上只是希望那堵牆能夠

  • tall enough to block the fireworks and the flaming catapult debris

    高到足以阻擋煙火和彈射器的火焰碎片

  • from hitting the yacht.

    擊中遊艇。

  • That's so sketch this whole thing is so sketch.

    - 這太懸了,整個事情都太懸了。

  • Today is my day. I'm feeling it.

    - 今天是我的日子。我感覺到了。

  • I'm hard...

    我相當...

  • - Hard confidence now. - Okay.

    - 現在相當有信心。 - 好的。

  • Compared to phase two.

    - 與第二階段相比。

  • This is insane.

    這太瘋狂了。

  • - You really stepped it up. - Yeah, man.

    你真的提升了很多。 - 是的,兄弟。

  • You went from a pathetic build that led multiple cannonballs through

    你從一個讓多顆砲彈穿過的可悲建造,

  • to this, which I actually think might work.

    之前:

  • He is currently taking lake water, flushing it through sprinklers

    到這個,我實際上認為這可能會成功。

  • to wet his mattresses.

    他現在正在取湖水, 通過灑水器沖洗

  • All right, We're about to go inspect his defenses.

    來濕潤他的床墊。

  • Is now a bad time to tell you guys, I'm afraid of heights?

    好的,我們要去檢查他的防禦。

  • This is a 40 foot tall, solid wall.

    現在告訴你們我恐高,是不是時機不對?

  • When we fling the catapults,

    這是一堵40英尺高的實心牆。

  • they're going to fly over the shipping containers where I'm at

    當我們發射彈射器時, 40英尺

  • and hopefully hit his yacht.

    它們將飛越我所在的貨櫃區, 接下來:

  • Right?

    希望能打中他的遊艇。

  • No, you're going to miss.

    對吧?

  • Hey, Chandler

    - 不對,你會打偏的。

  • envision you're catapult with giant flaming balls.

    - 嘿,Chandler

  • I got you.

    想像你的彈射器裝著巨大的火球。

  • Ready?

    - 我知道了。

  • Aim,

    - 準備好了嗎?

  • Fire.

    瞄準,

  • That's the one.

    開火。

  • Dead hit.

    - 就是那個。

  • Your boat's going down.

    - 正中目標。

  • Not going to happen.

    - 你的船要沉了。

  • All right, So why are you so confident?

    - 不可能。

  • You have 30 seconds where you can be building and you're doing nothing.

    - 好吧, 那麼你為什麼這麼有信心?