Name: 【Key & Peele】身為人夫真辛苦！難道連抱怨另一半的空間都沒有嗎... (I Said Bitch - Key & Peele)
Uploaded: 2024-05-07T08:25:29.000Z
Duration: 4 min 11 s

Girl, I got a sunken tub. You got to see it.

女孩，我有個下沉式浴缸你得看看。

And she talks about how we're supposed to be the car at 6:45, I'm like, "All right."

她說我們應該在 6:45 上車，我說：「好喔。」

Tell me my dumb ass ain't sitting in the car waiting until 7:15.

結果我這個蠢蛋坐在車裡等到 7:15。

Okay, when I track my wife down 20 minutes later, she's stepping out the damn shower talking about, "Can I help you?"

20 分鐘後，當我找到我妻子時，她正走出該死的淋浴間，說：「你有什麼事嗎？」

I looked this woman in the eye, I said, "Bitch, you told me 6:45."

我看著這個女人的眼睛說：「婊子，你跟我說 6:45 的。」

You got to see the fireplace downstairs in the living room. - Okay.

你可以看樓下客廳的壁爐。- 好的。

Don't play games, man. Just tell me what you're going to tell me.

Exactly, it's like, say what you mean, mean what you say. - Is that so hard?

沒錯，說出你的意思，做你說的話。- 有那麼難嗎？

It's liek last week, man. We going out to dinenr, right?

她說：「你決定吧。」- 糟糕。

I'm like, "All right, Outback Steakhouse."

Darrell, I named seven more restaurants." - No, Craig, no.

Darrell，我又說了七家餐廳。- 不，Craig，不。

I finally said, "Taylor's," the place I know she wants to go in the first place. - Right.

我最後說「Taylor's」，我知道的那個地方她一開始就想去。 - 對。

She looked at me, she said, "If that's where you want to go."

她看著我說：「如果那是你想去的地方的話。」

Darrell, I looked my woman in the eye sockets.

I told her staright out, I just said it, man, I said it.

我直截了當地告訴她，我說出口了，兄弟，我說了。

我說，「婊......」- 嘿，兩位。

- Hey girl, how you doing? - Oh, how you doing?

- 嘿，女孩們，你們好嗎？- 哦，你們好嗎？

You seen the bedroom? - Just looking at the wood.

你們看到臥室了嗎？- 看看木頭。

That washing wachine is huge. - Up on the ceiling here.

洗衣機好大啊。- 在天花板上。

You get a whole numch of clothes in that washing machine.

你可以用洗衣機洗一大堆衣服。

Hey, baby, I'm going to take her back up to the kitchen and show her the dishwasher.

嘿，寶貝，我要帶她回廚房並給她看洗碗機。

I want a kitchen isalnd just like the one upstaris.

我想要一個和樓上一樣的中島。

I said, "Bithc, if you wanted to go to Taylor's, just tell a brother you want to go to Taylor's!"

我說：「婊子，如果你想去 Taylor's，就跟說你想去 Taylor's 就好了啊！」

Oh, hell yeah, man. I laid it out, right?

哦，是啊，兄弟。我說出口了。

I said, "Bitch, I'm the man of the house."

我說：「婊子，我是一家之主。」

I don't know. Let's go... Let me show you this.

我不知道我們走...我帶你去這個。

So she's like, "Why don't you rent a movie we both like?" - No, she didn't.

所以她就說：「你為什麼不租一部我們都喜歡的電影？」- 不是吧，她居然那樣說。

After I spent 25 minutes in the goddamn Blockbuster, Craig, I looked this woman in her optic  stems and I says--

我在那該死的 Blockbuster 裡待了 25 分鐘之後，Craig，我看著這個女人的視神經幹，我說——

Hey, honey, Craig's giving me the neighborhood tour.

嘿，親愛的，Craig 在帶我參觀街區呢。

So then she's like, "I didn't know we'd be doing so much walking." - Nuh-uh.

然後她就說：「我不知道我們會走這麼多路。」- 不行誒。

I'm like, "I didn't tell you to wear those shoes."

我就說：「我沒叫你穿那雙鞋啊。」

She said, "Don't raise your voice at me."

Darrell, I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul...

Darrell，我死亡之瞪看著這個女人的靈魂之窗...

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【Key & Peele】身為人夫真辛苦！難道連抱怨另一半的空間都沒有嗎... (I Said Bitch - Key & Peele)

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