I wonder what he's gonna do here.

我想知道他要在這裡做什麼。

Most people are gonna go for the old trusty cell phone.

大多數人會選擇老式的手機。

But, unfortunately, that's not gonna work.

但幸運的是，這行不通。

You see, you can't talk, you can't call 911 and text the 911 is only available in certain areas.

你看，你無法與 911 交談，也無法撥打 911，而 911 簡訊只在某些地區可用。

So you're gonna have to get this baby out yourself.

所以你得自己把這東西弄出來。

What you need is a chair, a table or a countertop that you're gonna fall on.

你需要的是一把椅子、一張桌子或一個你會摔倒的檯面。

I know what you're saying to yourself right now.

我知道你現在在想什麼。

"But Jason, isn't that gonna hurt?"

「但是傑森，那不會痛嗎？」

Yeah, probably.

是的，也許吧。

But you know what's gonna hurt worse? Dying.

但你知道什麼會受傷的更糟糕嗎？生命垂危。

Now, all you have to do to get rid of that pesky airway obstruction is pick your tool of choice, fall on top of it hitting yourself just below the rib cage.

現在，你要做的就是選擇你喜歡的工具，倒在它上面，撞擊自己的肋骨下方，就能擺脫討厭的氣道阻塞。

But what if it doesn't come out?

但如果它不出來呢？

Get outside the middle of your lawn, your neighbor's house, literally anywhere except for in your home by yourself dying.

那就到外面的草坪中間、鄰居家，其他任何地方都可以，就是不要在自己家裡垂死掙扎，

Look, if you've got a soul to the middle of your lawn and started falling on top of it.

聽著，如果你的草坪中間有一個靈魂，並開始倒在上面。

Someone's gonna call 911.

有人會打 911。

But the most important thing you can do is remain as calm as possible because the calmer you are, the longer you can remain conscious to hopefully help yourself to live and eat another day.

但你能做的最重要的事情就是儘可能保持冷靜，因為你越冷靜，就越能保持清醒，希望能幫助自己多活一天，多吃一天。

Good luck.

祝你好運。