'cause sometimes you will be less mad if you understand that person's perspective, you know?

因為有時候，如果你理解了那個人的觀點，你會更少生氣，你知道嗎？

Like for example, I'm a straight guy. I like all the breastestes.

例如，我是一位直男。我喜歡各種不同的奶。

Yeah, I like the small ones, the big ones, the left one, and the right one.

沒錯，我喜歡小奶、大奶、左奶、右奶。

They're not equal, 'cause one of 'em is always like, "Where you looking?"

他們通常不一樣大，因為其中一個總是像在說：「你在看哪？」

But I like all of them, and I love the big ones, but I also love the small ones.

但我都喜歡。我喜歡大奶，但也喜歡小奶。

Sometimes people hate on the small ones, one sad "yay".

有些人討厭小奶，剛剛有人表示很傷心喔。

This is how you make them feel. Love the small ones!

這就是你們這些人給他們小奶的感受。請大家也要愛小奶！

I have a wife, I told you, she's real, and she's got the small ones, and I love it, because guess what?

我有老婆，我跟你們說，她很真，他是小奶，我很愛，而且你們猜怎樣？

If there's an apocalypse and the zombie's coming, she is ready.

如果有末日來，並且有殭屍出現，她已經準備好應對了。

She is aerodynamic.

她具有空氣動力學特性。

She's not gonna say sh*t like, "Oh, f*ck, my back hurts."

她才不會說什麼：「糟糕，我的背好痛。」（大胸部容易腰痠背痛）

Yeah, the big tittle girls is getting eaten by the zombies.

沒錯，大奶的會被殭屍吃掉了。

Not my wife!

但我老婆不會！

She is away from the zombies!

她離殭屍很遠！

My point is I'm a straight guy, and but sometimes, I want to be open-minded,

我的重點是我是個直男，但有時候，我想要心思開放一點，

and so I think to myself, "How do I know I'm not a little bit gay?"

所以我會想「我怎麼知道我是否有一點點同性戀呢？」

Because I never think that, I never think that.

因為我從沒想過這問題。

So I want to think about it, because I have a friend who's bi,

所以我想好好思考一下，因為我有一個朋友是雙性戀，

and I'm not bi-curious, but I am curious about the bi.

我不是對雙性都有興趣，但我確實對雙性戀很好奇。

It's a little bit different. Just to see how it works.

這有點不同，只是想看看它是如何運作的。

And I went to my friend who was very masculine, which is the wrong decision to do.

我問了我一個很陽剛的朋友，但這是個錯誤的決定。

I was like, "Bro, how do you know you're not gay?"

我問他：「兄弟，你怎麼知道你不是同性戀？」

And he was like, "Bro, you should just know."

他說：「兄弟，你就是知道。」

I'm like, "Yeah," but I'm like, "How do you know you don't like something if you've never tried it?"

我說：「是沒錯。」但是我又說：「但如果你從未嘗試過某樣東西，你怎麼知道你不喜歡呢？」

He's like, "Bro, you're gay."

他說：「兄弟，你就是同性戀。」

"You're 100 percent, full gay."

「你百分百是個 gay。」

I'm like, "You're not listening to me, and that's a problem!"

我說：「你沒在認真聽說話。這是個問題。」

How do you know you don't like something if you never tried it?

如果你從未嘗試過某樣東西，你怎麼知道自己喜不喜歡？

To me, it's like oysters.

對我來說這就跟牡蠣一樣。

Nobody's seeing the oyster for the very first time and was like, "Oh my gosh, this looks appetizing!"

沒有人第一次看到牡蠣就會說：「天哪，這看起來很有食慾耶！」

"Let's eat this goo in the rock."

「讓我們把石頭裡的黏液吧。」

Nobody.

才沒有人這樣說。

We only started to eat oysters because we saw other people do it and we're like "Oh my gosh, they look like they're having so much fun."

我們之所以開始吃牡蠣，是因為我們看到其他人吃牡蠣，我們就想「，天哪，他們看起來吃得很開心。」

Right? Yeah.

對吧？對啊。

And that's why I put my finger up my ass a couple times.

這就是為什麼我把手指插到屁股裡好幾次。

Because I'm open-minded.

因為我思想很開放。

Now this part of the joke, all the black people.

講到這部分的笑話，所有的黑人都是這個臉。

"That's f*cking gay, dude!"

「這他媽太 gay 了，老兄！」

I'm just trying to be open-minded.

我只是想要思想開放啊。

Thank you guys, I've been Jason Cheny. You guys have been a fun crowd!

感謝各位，我是 Jason Cheny。你們是很有趣的聽眾！