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  • This is Shelldor, The Conqueror.

    這是征服者謝爾多。

  • We are about to enter Atzel's fortress.

    我們即將進入Atzel的堡壘。

  • Now this is a long run, so let's do another bladder check.

    現在這是一個長期的奮戰,所以讓我們再做一次膀胱檢查。

  • Math, science, history

    ♪ 數學、科學、歷史 ♪

  • Unraveling the mystery

    ♪ 揭開謎底 ♪

  • That all started with the Big Bang

    ♪ 這一切都始於《宅男行不行》 ♪

  • Bang

    ♪ Bang ♪

  • How 'bout we go rock, paper, scissors?

    我們來玩石頭、剪刀、布怎麼樣?

  • Ooh, I don't think so.

    哦,我不想。

  • No, anecdotal evidence suggests that in a game of rock, paper, scissors,

    不,傳聞證據表明,在石頭、剪刀、布的遊戲中,

  • players familiar with each other will tie 75% to 80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes.

    由於結果數量有限,彼此熟悉的玩家在 75% 到 80% 的情況下會打平。

  • I suggest rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.

    我建議玩石頭、布、剪刀、蜥蜴、史巴克。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • It's very simple.

    很間單。

  • Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock,

    剪刀剪布,布包石頭,石頭壓蜥蜴,蜥蜴毒史巴克,

  • Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock,

    史巴克砸碎剪刀,剪刀砍下蜥蜴的頭,蜥蜴吃布,布反駁史波克,

  • Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

    史巴克蒸發石頭,一如既往,石頭壓碎剪刀。

  • Okay. I think I got it.

    好,我想我懂了。

  • Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.

    石頭、布、剪刀、蜥蜴、史巴克。

  • Penny?

    潘妮?

  • Sheldon?

    謝爾頓?

  • Penny?

    潘妮?

  • Sheldon?

    謝爾頓?

  • Penny?

    潘妮?

  • Sheldon?

    謝爾頓?

  • Penny?

    潘妮?

  • Sheldon?

    謝爾頓?

  • Penny? - Sheldon?

    潘妮?- 謝爾頓?

  • Penny?

    潘妮?

  • What do you want?

    你要幹嘛?

  • I need access to the Cheesecake Factory's walk-in freezer.

    我需要進入起司蛋糕工廠的步入式冰箱。

  • Yeah, honey, I already told you, the hamburger meat is fresh and stored at a safe temperature.

    親愛的,我已經告訴過你了,漢堡肉是新鮮的,並且儲存在安全溫度下。

  • Oh, dear God.

    我的天。

  • Leonard?

    李奧納德?

  • Leonard, I'm sick.

    李奧納德,我生病了。

  • Leonard?

    李奧納德?

  • Leonard, I'm sick.

    李奧納德,我生病了。

  • Leonard?

    李奧納德?

  • Leonard?

    李奧納德?

  • Leonard?

    李奧納德?

  • Leonard, my comforter fell down and my sinuses hurt when I bend over.

    李奧納德,我的棉被掉下來了,彎腰的時候我的鼻竇痛。

  • My Incredible Hulk hands signed by Stan Lee.

    我的綠巨人浩克手有史丹李簽名。

  • Oh, my.

    我的天。

  • I've admired these for years.

    我多年來一直欽佩這雙手。

  • Does that mean we can go with the girls again?

    這是否代表我們可以再次和女孩們一起去?

  • Hulk agrees to second date with puny humans.

    浩克同意與弱小的人類進行第二次約會。

  • Hey Shelley.

    嘿,謝爾頓。

  • What ya doing?

    你在幹嘛?

  • Size ratio was all wrong.

    體積比錯得一塌糊塗。

  • Couldn't visualize it. Needed bigger carbon atoms.

    我不能把它們具象化,我要找更大的碳原子。

  • Sure, sure.

    當然。

  • How did you get into this place?

    你怎麼進來這地方的?

  • The back door has a five pin tumbler system, single circuit alarm, child's play.

    後門裝了個五針腳煞車系統和單迴路警報器。小孩的玩意。

  • You can start sorting protons and neutrons while I build carbon atoms.

    我在建立碳原子模型的時候你剛好可以把質子和中子分類整理出來。

  • No, I don't think so.

    我可不這麼想。

  • We need to go home now.

    我們現在該回家了。

  • But I'm still working.

    但我還在工作。

  • If you don't come out of there, I'm gonna have to drag you out.

    要是你不出來,我就去把你抓出來。

  • You can try, but you'll never catch me.

    試試看啊,你永遠別想抓到我。

  • For God's sake.

    我的老天爺啊。

  • Sheldon, come here.

    謝爾頓,過來。

  • Bazinga.

    逗你玩。

  • Bazinga.

    逗你玩。

  • Bazinga.

    逗你玩。

  • Bazinga.

    逗你玩。

  • Penny, Leonard. Would you be able to answer some questions I'm having about the events of last night?

    潘妮、倫納德. 你能回答我關於昨晚事件的一些問題嗎?

  • Sure.

    當然。

  • Question one.

    第一個問題。

  • Where are my pants?

    我的褲子在哪?

  • You might want to check YouTube.

    你可能會想看一下 YouTube。

  • What do I search?

    我要搜尋什麼?

  • It's already loaded. Just hit play.

    已經上傳了。只要按播放就行了。

  • All right, people, let's get down to the math.

    好吧,各位,讓我們開始計算數學。

  • It is only three-dimensional thinking that limits our imagination.

    僅用三維的思考方式會限制我們的想像力。

  • Can I take my pants off over my head?

    我可以從頭上脫了褲子嗎

  • Of course not.

    當然不行。

  • And my body's in the way,

    還有我身體擋著的 ,

  • but if we had access to higher dimensions,

    但只要能進入更高維度,

  • we could move our pants around our bodies through the fourth dimension and our days of dropping trousers would be over.

    就能通過第四維度讓褲子繞著身體轉圈,以後就再也沒脫褲子這麼說了。

  • Oh Lord.

    天啊。

  • This couldn't be any more humiliating.

    這太丟臉了。

  • Oh, give It a minute.

    還沒完呢。

  • Now for the astronomers in the audience, get ready to see the dark side of the moon.

    現在,在座的各位天文學家們,準備好看看月亮背面吧。

  • And here's Uranus.

    天王星在此。

  • Hey, Sheldon, you busy?

    嘿,謝爾頓,你在忙嗎?

  • I'm always busy.

    我永遠都很忙。

  • This mind is capable of advanced multitasking.

    我的大腦能夠處理複雜的多重任務

  • Yeah, currently, I'm attempting to solve the Penrose conjecture.

    最近我一直致力於證實彭羅斯猜想。

  • I'm composing my Nobel acceptance speech for when I've solved the Penrose conjecture,

    我還在構思我證實彭羅斯猜想後獲頒諾貝爾獎時的得獎感言,

  • and I'm wondering how mermaids have babies.

    我還在想美人魚怎麼生孩子。

  • Don't they lay eggs on a rock?

    她們不是把蛋產在石頭上的嗎?

  • Now I've got room for another thing.

    現在我的大腦有空位想新事情了。

  • What do you want?

    你有什麼事?

  • Look, I know our winter thermostat setting is 72 degrees, but I'm a little warm so I'm gonna turn it down.

    我知道冬天恆溫器要設定在華氏72度(約攝氏22),但我有點熱,所以我調低點。

  • Good Lord, how you frustrate me, Leonard Hofstadter!

    天哪 你太讓我失望了,李奧納德·霍夫斯塔特!

  • Sing "Soft Kitty" to me.

    給我唱《乖乖貓》吧。

  • "Soft Kitty" is for when you're sick.

    《乖乖貓》是生病的時候唱的。

  • You're not sick.

    你沒生病。

  • Injured and drugged is a kind of sick.

    我受傷了還服藥了就等於生病。

  • Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur

    ♪乖乖貓,暖暖貓,小小毛絨球♪

  • Wait, wait.

    等等。

  • Let's sing it as a round. I'll start.

    我們來唱和聲吧。我來起頭。

  • Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur

    ♪乖乖貓,暖暖貓,小小毛絨球♪

  • So that's where you come in. I'll start over.

    我唱到這兒你該加進來唱了。我再從頭唱起。

  • Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur

    ♪乖乖貓,暖暖貓,小小毛絨球♪

  • I've got all night, Sheldon.

    謝爾頓,我有一整晚跟你耗哦。

  • Soft kitty, warm kitty

    ♪乖乖貓,暖暖貓♪

  • Little ball of fur ♪ ♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty

    ♪小小毛絨球♪♪乖乖貓,暖暖貓♪

  • little ball of fur ♪ ♪ Happy kitty, sleepy kitty

    ♪小小毛絨球♪♪快樂貓,瞌睡貓♪

  • Purr, purr, purr ♪ ♪ Happy kitty, sleepy kitty

    ♪呼嚕,呼嚕,呼嚕♪♪快樂貓,瞌睡貓♪

  • Purr, purr, purr

    ♪快樂貓,瞌睡貓♪

  • Sheldon, there's something else I've been wanting to say,

    有些話我一直想告訴你,

  • but before I do, I just...

    在說之前,我...

  • I want you to know that you don't have to say it back.

    我想讓你明白,你不用回覆我。

  • I know you're not ready and I don't want you to say it just because social convention dictates that- - I love you too.

    我知道你還沒準備好,所以我不希望你只因為社交規矩而說出來- - 我也愛你。

  • You said it.

    你說了。

  • There's no denying I have feelings for you that can't be explained in any other way.

    我對你有著不可否認又無法用其他途徑解釋的好感。

  • I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more farfetched.

    我曾以為自己腦子裡長了寄生蟲,但那理由更牽強。

  • The only conclusion was love.

    唯一的結論是這就是愛。

  • I know what's happening.

    我知道你怎麼了。

  • This is a panic attack.

    你這是恐慌症發作。

  • Soccermama9 says to lie down with your feet elevated.

    「足球媽媽9」說要雙腿抬高躺下。

  • Okay.

    好的。

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

    等等。

  • Just because I love you doesn't mean girls are allowed in my room.

    雖然我說了我愛你,但不代表女生可以進我房間。

  • Okay, here.

    好了,來。

  • I should note, I'm having some digestive distress.

    我要聲明一下 我現在有些消化不良。

  • So if I excuse myself abruptly, don't be alarmed.

    所以如果我突然離開一下,不要驚嚇哦。

  • Oh!

    喔!

  • A napkin.

    一條餐巾。

  • Turn it over.

    把它翻過來。

  • To Sheldon. Live long and prosper.

    致謝爾頓,多福多壽。

  • Leonard Nimoy.

    李奧納德·尼莫伊致。

  • Yeah, he came into the restaurant.

    對,他來餐廳。

  • Sorry the napkin's dirty, he wiped his mouth with it.

    抱歉餐巾髒了,他用它擦嘴。

  • I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?

    我擁有李奧納德·尼莫伊的 DNA?

  • Yeah, yeah, I guess.

    對,我猜是的。

  • But look, he signed it.

    但你看,他在上面簽名。

  • Do you realize what this means?

    你知道這代表什麼嗎?

  • All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy.

    我只需要一個健康的卵子,我可以培育出我自己的李奧納德·尼莫伊。

This is Shelldor, The Conqueror.

這是征服者謝爾多。

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