I want to say about a month and a half ago, and it was absolutely You were hilarious.

我想說大約一個半月前，這絕對是你在搞笑。

You were not.

你沒有

It was non stop laughs the whole time.

整個過程中笑聲不斷。

And I think we spent all of it talking about your mom.

我想我們花了所有的時間來談論你的媽媽。

Your mom is taking over.

你媽媽接管了。

Obviously, she's a big part in your life, but she seems to have become a phenomenon in her own right now.

顯然，她在你的生活中佔有重要地位，但她現在似乎已經成為自己的一種現象。

Yeah, she she has become man, you know, um and, you know, this was always her dream.

是的，她... ...她已經成為了男人，你知道，嗯，你知道， 這一直是她的夢想。

You know, to do what we're doing and to do what she's doing now.

你知道，做我們正在做的事，做她現在正在做的事。

And it never panned out for her main reason.

而她的主要原因是一直沒有成功。

She's a horrible actress and really doesn't have the talent nor the discipline that it takes to make it right.

她是一個可怕的演員，真的沒有天賦，也沒有把它做好的紀律。

Here's the issue.

這就是問題所在。

The issue is she's showing up in places I wouldn't expect your mom to show up.

問題是她出現在了我不希望你媽媽出現的地方。

She's on social media.

她在社交媒體上。

She posted, uh, a tiktok silhouette challenge, and I first of all, I'm if I went on tiktok, I stay off tiktok because my kids would just be they would disown me if I went on tiktok No one wants to see me on tiktok.

她發了一個tiktok的剪影挑戰，我首先，如果我上了tiktok，我就不上tiktok了，因為我的孩子們如果上了tiktok，他們就會不認我，沒人願意看到我上tiktok。

Your mom is killing it on tiktok.

你媽媽在Tiktok上殺了它。

She is, man.

她是，男人。

I had posted it on my social media page, man.

我曾在我的社交媒體上發過，夥計。

And it got, you know, close to 152,000 years.

而且它的壽命接近152000年。

I love I love you know, my my mom is doing a thing.

我愛我愛你知道嗎，我我媽在做一件事。

Now, wait a minute.

現在，等待一分鐘。

Let's Let's show it we have a clip here of your mom's tiktok challenge.

我們... ...讓我們來看看... ...我們這裡有一段你媽媽的tiktok挑戰的片段。

This is a silhouette challenge.

這是一個剪影挑戰。

I guess it's called.

我想這就是所謂的。

It's a silhouette.

這是一個剪影。

Now, let's take a look at this and see what's going on.

現在，我們來看看這個，看看是怎麼回事。

Yeah?

是嗎？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Yeah.

是啊。

Paying her favorite game.

支付她最喜歡的遊戲。

Bingo, baby.

賓果，寶貝。

She's grabbing her nipples right now.

她現在正抓著她的乳頭。

They're on the way down around her way.

他們在下山的路上，在她的身邊。

She put him back up on her shoulders.

她把他重新放在自己的肩膀上。

Yeah, way that little dip.

是啊，方式的小浸。

Wait a minute.

等一下

Wait a minute.

等一下

First of all, uh, that was very entertaining.

首先，呃，那是非常有趣的。

Second of all, when it cuts to the silhouette, I know it's supposed to be kind of erotic and sexy.

其次，當它切到輪廓的時候，我知道它應該是一種情色和性感。

I was also frightened.

我也很害怕。

It had, like, it had a horror movie vibe about it.

它有一樣，它有一個恐怖電影的氛圍吧。

Well, it was horrible, like as the sun watching that, not knowing my mother not knowing what she was about to expose or show and, you know, I don't know.

嗯，這是可怕的，就像太陽看， 不知道我的母親不知道她是什麼 暴露或顯示，你知道，我不知道。

Uh, first of all, how does she even know about this?

呃，首先，她怎麼會知道這件事？

Mom, Your mom?

媽媽，你媽媽？

My mom.

我媽媽

They're not supposed to know about shit.

他們不應該知道的狗屎。

Well, my mom is a young 67 man.

嗯，我媽是個67歲的年輕人。

She still has her ear to the street.

她還是耳聽八方的。

She rarely hangs around people her age, uh, and and just likes to be amongst the people.

她很少和同齡人混在一起，呃，而且還喜歡和人打成一片。

Man, you know, we have lots of cousins, young cousins.

夥計，你知道，我們有很多表兄弟，年輕的表兄弟。

She has lots of young nieces and nephews that that are around her.

她有很多年幼的侄女和侄子，那是她身邊的。

They keep her.

他們留著她。

She picks up on how young people speak how they behave.

她撿到了年輕人說話的行為方式。

She's she's picking up on all that is picking up on that man.

她的她的撿起所有的是撿起那個男人。

I remember one time I was telling her to meet me someplace, and she was like, What time I need to be there?

我記得有一次，我跟她說要去某個地方見我，她就說，我需要什麼時間到那裡？

I was like, she's, like, say less.

我當時就想，她的，就像，少說兩句。

I was like, Whoa, whoa, whoa.

我當時想，哇，哇，哇。

Who you've been talking to, say less.

你和誰說話了，少說兩句。

You have that say less.

你有那個說少。

Say less isn't a put down right now.

少說也不是現在就能放下的。

It's gonna put down.

它會放下。

It was like I got you.

就像我抓住了你。

You don't need to say anymore.

你不用再說了。

Say less right?

說少了吧？

Yeah, I think that's gonna go over at my house when I go home and my wife says, Okay, well, anyway, I was thinking and I go say less.

是啊，我想這是要去在我家，當我回家，我的妻子說，好吧，好吧，反正我在想，我去說少。

You're going to hear about a homicide.

你將會聽到一個凶殺案。

Your homicide corner.

你的凶殺角。

Brian was shot and killed today.

布萊恩今天被槍殺了。

You have to know when to work it in.

你要知道什麼時候工作。

Yeah, I would not know that.

是的，我不知道。

Yeah.

是啊。

How is your mom?

你媽媽怎麼樣？

Is she gambling?

她是在賭博嗎？

Still because I know she loves gambling, but just covid started off her tiktok playing bingo, but she is she I know she's playing bingo, but can she She can play for money.

還是因為我知道她喜歡賭博，但只是covid開始了她的tiktok玩賓果，但她是她我知道她玩賓果，但她可以她可以玩錢。

She can play for money.

她可以玩錢。

Uh, they just recently opened, um, uh, her bingo hall of this past Monday.

呃，他們最近剛開了，嗯，呃，她的賓果廳 在上週一。

So she's back.

所以她回來了。

So what has she been?

那麼她一直在做什麼呢？

How has she been playing?

她玩得怎麼樣？

Bingo.

找到了

While the bingo hall, the bingo hall must have been closed for a year.

雖然賓果廳，賓果廳肯定已經關閉了一年。

The bingo hall has been closed for a year.

賓果廳已經關閉一年了。

She found this place out in rows, meet uh, where they converted a drive in to drive in.

她發現這個地方出了一排，滿足呃，他們把一個開車的地方改成了開車的地方。

Bingo.

找到了

You roll up in your car, they give you a pad and they give you your your your Dobler's or or your place match to play.

你卷在你的車，他們給你一個墊子，他們給你你的你的你的Dobler的或或你的地方比賽玩。

And, uh, they would read the numbers and it would come over the radio station, like, you know, the movies do.

而且，呃，他們會讀的數字，它會來 在電臺，就像，你知道，電影做。

Yeah, And if you got a bingo, you lay it on your horn, and then they would come over and check your car.

是啊，如果你有一個賓果，你把它放在你的喇叭， 然後他們會過來檢查你的車。

Bingo, bitch.

賓果，婊子。

And then come on over here like she Bingo.

然後像她一樣到這裡來賓果。

You got a big She got the giant X.

你有一個大的，她有一個巨大的X。

She got it.

她得到了它。

You know, I gotta say that maybe should continue even after everyone's vaccine, even after everyone's vaccinated.

你知道，我得說，也許應該繼續下去，甚至在每個人的疫苗之後，甚至在每個人的疫苗之後。

Right?

對吧？

I should keep doing it that way.

我應該繼續這樣做。

I would love to go to drive in.

我很想去開車進去。

Bingo, man with my mom.

賓果，男人和我媽在一起。

Yeah.

是啊。

The idea of leaning on the horn.

倚角的想法。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah, that's fascinated.

是的，這很吸引人。

She invited me, but I was like, No, I'm cool.

她邀請我，但我說，不，我很冷靜。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

You've got other things to do.

你還有其他事情要做

I got other things to do.

我有其他事情要做。